I've been married four times.
My first wife ate poison mushrooms and died.
My second wife ate poison mushrooms and died.
My third wife also ate poison mushrooms and died.
My last wife died of severe head trauma. She wouldn't eat the mushrooms.
2006-07-04 17:19:00 · 10 answers · asked by Norman Conquest 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
it doesn't matter because she didn't listen twice already.
2006-07-04 17:29:10 · answer #1 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats cool.
2006-07-04 17:23:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
now u r engaged to me & we r gonna be married next month... 1 week after our marriage ure gonna transfer all ur money to my account... 1 month after our marriage u will die of a car crash coz ur brakes r missing...
2006-07-04 19:31:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really hope that was a joke, because if it was, it was funny as HE(double-hockey sticks)!!
2006-07-04 17:22:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol.. heard it before and it's STILL funny
2006-07-04 17:29:25 · answer #5 · answered by codiane99 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is too funny.......! Haha. Also very old.........
2006-07-04 17:43:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you lying you must be a syco!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-04 17:28:13 · answer #7 · answered by bkay. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it......what?
2006-07-04 17:30:29 · answer #8 · answered by me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its kinda funny and not at the same time idk
2006-07-04 17:32:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
damn
2006-07-04 17:29:45 · answer #10 · answered by J's On My Feet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋