a 95 year old man went to the doctor and said"hey, i just got my 18 year old girlfriend pregnat".Then the doctor was like let me tell you a story. "this old man went in the woods with an unbrella to go hunting. then a huge bear leaped up and the old man got the unbrella , lift it to the bear and the bear dropped dead" the man at the doctor was like no some one else shot that bear. and the doc said "that's exactly my point".
2006-07-04 14:52:56 · 16 answers · asked by nikki -nicole 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol! that was so funnnny!! lolz!
2006-07-04 14:56:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly causing an accident. "Douchebag!" the father yells. A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, pulls over, and turns to face his son. "Your father just said a bad word," he says. "I was angry at that driver, but that was no excuse for what I said. It was wrong. But just because I said it, it doesn’t make it right, and I don’t ever want to hear you saying it. Is that clear?" His son looks at him and says: "Too late, douchebag."
2006-07-09 01:19:38 · answer #2 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice man keep going
2006-07-04 15:04:02 · answer #3 · answered by ozo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
Good one
2006-07-04 14:55:43 · answer #4 · answered by warchick555 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...yeah pretty funny...slightly lame, but funny enough. Best wishes
2006-07-04 14:56:12 · answer #5 · answered by colorist 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Keyna_7, corny!!!
2006-07-04 15:04:15 · answer #6 · answered by Teresa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have horrible grammer!
2006-07-04 14:59:12 · answer #7 · answered by sharpayevans_hsm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke would have been better if you could speak english
2006-07-04 14:55:46 · answer #8 · answered by ripdom415 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-07-04 15:42:05 · answer #9 · answered by rosie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmfao
2006-07-04 14:55:21 · answer #10 · answered by PETER GRIFFIN 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not very funny
2006-07-04 15:01:16 · answer #11 · answered by Andrea H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋