Jokes & Riddles - July 2006

Use three same natural number in an equation that will equal to 24. no decimal, and also not using the number 8.

2006-07-03 17:00:06 · 16 answers · asked by ? 2

a guy took his wife to her first football game....the game started and the reffe threw a quater and the white and blue team got it..then at the end the boyfriend asked the girl is she liked the game..her replie was ...it was a good game but i dont think i understood it very well...the boyfriend says ..what didnt u understand...she says well in the beginning they flipped a coin and the blue and white team got it.....but through the whole game the the team that didnt get it kept on yelling............get the quarter back...any1 heard it??

2006-07-03 16:52:36 · 19 answers · asked by countrygirl.!!lol 2

2006-07-03 16:52:18 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous

1 they said at the blood bank that this might happen
2 this is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me on
3 whew guess i left the top off the liquid paper
4 i wasnt sleeping i was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm
5 this is 1 of the 7 habits of highly effective people
6 i was testing the keyboard for drool resistance
7 im actually doing a stress level elimination exercise plan (S.L.E.E.P) which i learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend
8 i was doing a highly specific yogo exercise to relive work related stress are you discrimatory towards people who practise yoga
9 damn why did you interrupt me i had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem
10. boy, that cold medicine i took last night just wont wear off!
11. aaah the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic
12. amen
13. wasnt sleeping. was trying to pick up my contact lens without hands

2006-07-03 16:47:47 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

If...

White + Green = Light Green
White + Blue = Light Blue
White + Brown = Light Brown

Then ...

White + Black = ?

2006-07-03 16:44:00 · 13 answers · asked by ShyGurl 2

2006-07-03 16:38:22 · 7 answers · asked by likeitis 3

And please no white horse fell in the mud or pig fell in the mug

2006-07-03 16:35:44 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

In a building, there is a man who lives in the 10th floor, when the man let say goes to work at the morning, he use the elevator to go down (ground floor). When the man comes back from work and will go to his room, he can only go back to the 10th floor when it rains or when there is somebody at the elevator. when he is alone, he goes to the 7th floor? Question: why the man goes to the 7th floor?

2006-07-03 16:31:04 · 12 answers · asked by ? 2

1. if you think your fat, you probably are
2. learn to work the toilet seat: if its up, put it down
3. birthdays, valentines day and anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present, again
4. if you ask a question you dont want and answer to, expect an answer ou dot want to hear
5. sometimes, wer're not thinking about you. live with it
6. get rid of your cat. no, its not different. its just like every other cat
7. dogs are better than cats. period
8. your brother is an idiot, your ex boyfriend is an idiot, and your dad probably is an idiot to
9. ask for what you want. subtle hints dont work
10. yes, standing is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. we're bound to miss sometimes
11. yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers
12. a headache that lasts seven months in a problem. go see a doctor
13. your mom doesnt have to be our best friend
14. it is neither in your best interest nor ours to take "the quiz" from cosmopolitan together

2006-07-03 16:30:40 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

A Scotsman went to a baseball game and enjoyed it, but when one batter got a walk and tossed the bat aside and strolled to first base, the Scotsman stood up and yelled, "Rrrrrrunn, man! Rrrrruunn!" The fan next to him said, " He doesn't have to run, he's got four balls." And the Scotsman yelled, " Walk with pr--r--ride man! Walk with pr--r--ride!!!!"



lol in advance.lol

2006-07-03 16:30:01 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 1/2 goat?

2006-07-03 16:24:48 · 7 answers · asked by ShyGurl 2

2006-07-03 16:16:07 · 107 answers · asked by Anna 3

If you had super powers what kind of powers would that be?
Just name any sort of super power.

2006-07-03 16:00:41 · 30 answers · asked by Dgirl112 3

2006-07-03 15:58:31 · 9 answers · asked by Real-Italian-Stallion 2

2006-07-03 15:56:56 · 11 answers · asked by Ronald R 1

when he opened his piggy bank and found nothing??

Hints: 7 letters that makes a complete sentence

2006-07-03 15:55:54 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-03 15:50:55 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-03 15:49:00 · 7 answers · asked by chilli 4

riddle

2006-07-03 15:48:34 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-03 15:34:15 · 4 answers · asked by JessicaW 2

I thought this is pretty funny, and yes... I am from CA... heheh

You live in California when...

1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.
2. The high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer his cell
phone.
3. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
4. You know how to eat an artichoke.
5. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party.
6. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how
long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.

2006-07-03 15:11:13 · 10 answers · asked by iamigloo 6

A man was found dead out in a field of snow. The ony tracks that were left was a set of footprints between two parrallel lines. Who should the police be looking for?

2006-07-03 14:54:41 · 13 answers · asked by MzChamillinator 5

2006-07-03 14:50:36 · 28 answers · asked by Tom 2

2006-07-03 14:47:58 · 21 answers · asked by MzChamillinator 5

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?

2006-07-03 14:44:41 · 9 answers · asked by MzChamillinator 5

2006-07-03 14:21:52 · 24 answers · asked by Bad Kitty! 7

who is the richest guy in the world, i know its not bill gates,nice try

2006-07-03 14:17:22 · 18 answers · asked by Mr T 4

make me laugh. its fair cus u both get to hav ago lol

2006-07-03 14:03:44 · 3 answers · asked by ads 1

2006-07-03 13:59:43 · 11 answers · asked by QB 1

I notice sometime i loose points and other times i get 2 points to answer a question!!!

2006-07-03 13:45:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous