2006-07-03 15:50:55 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok heres 1 for you, hope u like it. called"GO GIT CHA MOMMA".
a redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in theur lives,the father and son were strollin around while the wife shopped.they were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,silver walls tht could move apart and slide back together again. the boy asked, "paw, whats that?"
the father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "son, i dunno. i ain`t never seen anything like that in my entire life, i ain`t got no idea`r what it is.
while the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat ole lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button.the walls opened and the ole lady rolled between them into a small room.the walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular number above the walls light up sequentially.
they continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 yr.old blonde woman stepped out, the father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, "BOY.............. go git cha momma.................
2006-07-03 17:05:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A blonde calls her boyfriend on the phone with a problem.
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"Well, I've bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard.
None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."
"What's the picture of?", he asks.
"It's of a big rooster", she replies.
"All right," he says, "I'll come over and have a look."
When he arrives, she thanks him for coming over and leads him over to the kitchen table where she has it laid out. He takes one look at what she's been struggling with and says, "Oh, for heavens sake, put the cornflakes back in the box!"
2006-07-03 21:59:49 · answer #2 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A: I Might not get hard I just got laid last night!
2006-07-04 13:24:56 · answer #3 · answered by retisin2002 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why don't they have male dogs in the white house.. thier afraid they'll pee on the bush's
why did the blonde jump off the roof?..... to see if her maxi wings could fly
2006-07-03 15:59:36 · answer #4 · answered by Dani 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor? haha i love corny ones
2006-07-03 15:57:16 · answer #5 · answered by Cory B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋