Tell me the best riddles and ya get 10 pts.?

Question

NO DIRTY JOKES!

i want riddles not jokes

tell me 5 riddles i can't answer on my own and i will give you 10pts.
include answer though somewhere

Answer 1

What can run but never walk, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed and never sleeps?????



a RIVER!!!

Answer 2

there were 3 men hunting in a forest. they are rick, sam, jay. but what they found was a tribe who prisoned them but they were given a chance to to be free if they will find 10 pieces of friuts each.

so they all went to find fruits in exchange for thier freedom.

the rick came back with 10 pieces of oranges. "ok" said the tribe leader. "i will set you free if you can put all that friuts in your *** without making any facial expressions." the man put the first fruit in his *** but could'nt not do it without making facial expression. so the leader beheaded him. so the man died and goes to heaven

the Sam came with 10 pieces of blueberry.
"ok i will set you free if you could put that friuts in your *** without making any facial expressions." said the tribe leader
"That was easy" so the man put the fruits in his *** but minutes later he was beheaded and goes to heaven

the two men met in heaven. the 1st man ask the 2nd man what happened. "what happened your friuts are so small, that was such an easy task!! what happned"

" oh that...? i couln't help my self but laugh because i saw jay running excited coming with 10 pieces of coconut."

Answer 3

THE LOVE DRESS
A woman stopped by at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed!
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."
The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"


One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business. While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream.
Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers, I stuffed them back in

There was this blond driving down a country road, a big long corn field running down the side of the road. The blonde's cruising along, top down, radio blaring and she looks out into this field and sees another blond, sitting in a row boat. Right in the middle of the field, sitting in this row boat just working those oars. The Blond sees this, gets all pissed off and screeches to a halt on the road side. She jumps out and starts screaming at the top of her lungs to this blond in the boat. "Hey bytch! It's blonde's like you that give us all a bad name! You're lucky I can't swim or I'd come out there and kick your a**!!"



If you see a sign and it says say no to crack and it reminds you to pull you jeans up you might be a redneck.

A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for
help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"
His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask
your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then
go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then
come back and tell me what you've learned."

The kid is puzzled, but decides to ask his mother. "Mom, if someone gave you a
million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"

"Don't tell your father, but yes, I would."

He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million
dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"

She replies, "O my god! Definitely!"

The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out.
Potentially, we are sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we are living
with two sluts."


The Potato Garden
An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son Fred, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Fred,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over as you normally dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad.

A few days later he received a letter from his son;
Dear Dad,
For heaven's sake, don't dig up that garden!
That's where I buried the bodies.
Love, Fred.

At 5 am the next morning, Scotland Yard and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

That same day, the old man received another letter from his son:
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now.
That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love, Fred.


Here was a blonde and her husband. The husband wanted to take his wife to the woods. Well they were walking along and they came across a bear the guy got so scared he ran off when he finally stopped he grabbed his chest. He was having a heart attack. So for his last words he said 911 so the blonde grabbed her phone and called 911 when the operator answered the blonde told her the situation. The operator said to see if he is alive or dead. So she went and came back and said she thought he was dead so the operator said to make sure so the operator heard a KABLAM! She comes back to the phone and says he is now.

Answer 4

What sea creature can add?

Answer: Octo-plus..

lolz..have a good one! 4th!!!