1. if you think your fat, you probably are
2. learn to work the toilet seat: if its up, put it down
3. birthdays, valentines day and anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present, again
4. if you ask a question you dont want and answer to, expect an answer ou dot want to hear
5. sometimes, wer're not thinking about you. live with it
6. get rid of your cat. no, its not different. its just like every other cat
7. dogs are better than cats. period
8. your brother is an idiot, your ex boyfriend is an idiot, and your dad probably is an idiot to
9. ask for what you want. subtle hints dont work
10. yes, standing is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. we're bound to miss sometimes
11. yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers
12. a headache that lasts seven months in a problem. go see a doctor
13. your mom doesnt have to be our best friend
14. it is neither in your best interest nor ours to take "the quiz" from cosmopolitan together
2006-07-03 16:30:40 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
First of all,my dad isn't an idiot,I don't have a brother nor ex-boyfriend!! Secondly,my mom's not my best friend either,but she is my mom,just like your mom is yours.So respect it!!! Third, if your girls headache last that 7 months,I see why with a man like you.Dogs arent better than cats!Cats are like women,they will clean up behind themselves and cover their ****.Dogs are like men,they are always chasing either females or cars.Their bark is worst than their bite.Another thing,its funny how overweight men are always looking for a sexy woman to make them look good.All of the holidays you mentioned are days you should show appreciation for women,since yall broke asses cant afford it any other days of the year.Oh yeah,us asking you a question does not mean your answer won't be what we dont want to hear,we don't every want to hear anything you say.Yes and no answers for men usually mean,you could not think of a lie fast enough!!!Yeah,you claim to have a problem at aiming in a big *** toilet,but you can find a tiny *** vagina in the dark with gloves on.Forget that crap you talking about.Check this if that pet cat goes,the "Pussycat"goes.It doesn't bother me not to be on a guys mind 24-7 because I know with the size of men brains,they can't hold much thought to anything.Baby,all we ask is that you show respect,lose some pounds your damn self,if you miss the toilet,wash it off.Holidays go both ways!1If I ask you,I am just bored and looking to see how creative the lie will be this tme.Your dad is a dead beat,your brother is following close in his footsteps,and they are using you for their stepping stone.Your mom can't be your best friend because crack got there first.Oh yeah and these arent subtle hints,its your biography.Peace.Remember:Don't try to clown on women,I am one strong black independent sista.
2006-07-03 17:08:00 · answer #1 · answered by candy_apple033 3 · 14⤊ 6⤋
Hey guy's a few things i wish you knew
1. If you have to ask about the size of your penis chances are it's to small.
2.If you can't work out whether your girl's comments after sex means she enjoyed herself, Then she didn't
3. Come on how hard is it to put the toilet seat down, (even blondes have been known to get it right)
4. Sometimes we are not thinking about you (like when we are having sex with you)
5. Your brother is really cool,and so is your best mate, but he's been trying to get into my pants for the last 6 months.
6. A headache is just a polite way of saying, I'm not in the mood for faking an orgasm tonight.
7. When you ask if your the best we have ever had, Of course we are going to say yes, you don't really expect an honest answer do you.
8. It is definately in your best interest to try and think about us 24/7 just remember what a women scorned is capable of.
9. And remember when we smile while we are giving you a beer and letting you watch your favorite sports show, That it could be poisoned especially if you don't know how to aim straight when you are using the potty.
2006-07-03 23:50:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
10. yes, standing is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. we're bound to miss sometimes
Wordddd !!! Right on brotha.
2006-07-03 23:35:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I stand and piss point blank range that water ain't only cold but its deep to.
2006-07-03 23:39:59 · answer #4 · answered by Desperado 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'm a girl and i truly understand all of these! some girls are just so annoying but im not like that at all
2006-07-03 23:36:58 · answer #5 · answered by Hello_Kitty_Lover<3 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Man you need to give your head a shake.
2006-07-03 23:37:26 · answer #6 · answered by older woman 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, damn, you should make a flyer and post that sh#t all over the city.
2006-07-03 23:59:47 · answer #7 · answered by Spike Spiegel 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
ha sadly enought its true. But its fun to make guys answer them^^
2006-07-03 23:37:10 · answer #8 · answered by Marines Girl 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hah
2006-07-03 23:59:08 · answer #9 · answered by Jimi 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
give me a five bro.caught da point!!!
2006-07-03 23:40:22 · answer #10 · answered by (omplExity _|_ 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋