1 they said at the blood bank that this might happen
2 this is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me on
3 whew guess i left the top off the liquid paper
4 i wasnt sleeping i was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm
5 this is 1 of the 7 habits of highly effective people
6 i was testing the keyboard for drool resistance
7 im actually doing a stress level elimination exercise plan (S.L.E.E.P) which i learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend
8 i was doing a highly specific yogo exercise to relive work related stress are you discrimatory towards people who practise yoga
9 damn why did you interrupt me i had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem
10. boy, that cold medicine i took last night just wont wear off!
11. aaah the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic
12. amen
13. wasnt sleeping. was trying to pick up my contact lens without hands
2006-07-03 16:47:47 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha. cute. i wonder how many of those got your boss out of your face. try taking caffeine pills or a lot of coffee. anyway i never slept at work. however i have fallen asleep in class several times. once in photo class while the professor was showing slides i fell asleep (the room was a little warm and the lights were out). she ended up waking me up with a toy ray gun in front of the whole class. you know, those annoying toys that making annoying electronic noises.
2006-07-03 16:53:14 · answer #1 · answered by Jacob F 2 · 10⤊ 4⤋
I used to catch some zzz's when I did overnights. It was boring - I had nothing to do but watch tv or talk on the phone and hope a disaster or crisis didn't happen. I was the ONLY staff member there so nobody (sane) could say a thing about my naps.
2006-07-03 17:14:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
@ the talking snake No, you're just an *** who probably laughs at lame, stuck up comedians. You also can't seem to figure out how to use proper grammar. Always capitalize the first letter of the first word in a sentence, and use an apostrophe in contractions. So, "aren't" instead of "arent."
2016-03-27 03:06:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah...just last night, my boss came in, I wasn't expecting him to come down, he just showed up. Well I told him I had a migraine and the pills that I took made me drowsy. *smile* Good thing he's too nice to get mad at us.
2006-07-03 18:09:21 · answer #4 · answered by ~p♥kes~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I fell asleep at work,I might get seriously injured.As for #4&5 ,I've just read that book..might work..supervisor's a little dingy.
2006-07-03 21:41:51 · answer #5 · answered by L.T. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, well I heard something in this desk and figured I would put my ear to it to make sure
2006-07-03 17:01:46 · answer #6 · answered by tybardy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol some of those would be good sarcastic answere to assholes at work *cheers*
2006-07-03 17:04:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that would mean my story sucked. then, the producers would probably fire me.
2006-07-03 16:51:40 · answer #8 · answered by Friendly Neighbor 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋