A Scotsman went to a baseball game and enjoyed it, but when one batter got a walk and tossed the bat aside and strolled to first base, the Scotsman stood up and yelled, "Rrrrrrunn, man! Rrrrruunn!" The fan next to him said, " He doesn't have to run, he's got four balls." And the Scotsman yelled, " Walk with pr--r--ride man! Walk with pr--r--ride!!!!"
lol in advance.lol
2006-07-03 16:30:01 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
4 of it - Be pride, walk pridefully - LOL
2006-07-03 17:11:31 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wow, that was hilarious. I think this would make you laugh more:
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.
* * * * * * * * *
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and
sex.
* * * * * * * * *
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
* * * * * * * * *
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
* * * * * * * * *
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.
* * * * * * * * *
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down.
* * * * * * * * *
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
* * * * * * * * *
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
* * * * * * * *
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist."
2006-07-04 00:41:00 · answer #2 · answered by MSV_MGT 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a good joke
on a scale of one to ten, ten being the best...i'd say a four
2006-07-03 23:34:34 · answer #3 · answered by fuzzy19 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I rate it a 4. Thanks for taking the time to share it. Enjoyed the chuckle.
2006-07-04 08:58:16 · answer #4 · answered by iiiis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha aha I give it 9/10, funny
2006-07-04 02:46:37 · answer #5 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.... 8/10
2006-07-03 23:32:39 · answer #6 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sry but i dont get it
2006-07-03 23:40:18 · answer #7 · answered by Hello_Kitty_Lover<3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
silly dilly.
p/s/ - heard it.
2006-07-03 23:32:44 · answer #8 · answered by Friendly Neighbor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋