It's my friends birthday today. We blew up this giant picture of her grinding with this random guy. She is very well known for having so many random guys so we decided to make fun of her on her birthday! Anyways, we need a one liner to put in the picture. What are some good one liners about randoms?! Anything would be appreciated!
2006-07-04 09:21:35 · 11 answers · asked by Davey 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
for all you haters - she didn't kill me - of course it's just jokes and it just means we have a strong relationship that can take jokes.
2006-07-06 06:30:05 · update #1
The waiting lines at Disneyland are shorter.
Next.
Yet another young man looses his virginity.
Excuse me I forgot to ask you your name.
2006-07-04 09:39:32 · answer #1 · answered by hersheynrey 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Maybe Pretty Ricky will put me in their next Video. Still Grinding on me.
2006-07-04 16:42:28 · answer #2 · answered by giftedlyoutspoken 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You mean c*nt, so you are. I don't care if I get reported because I stand for the right thing.
What you've done is mean and nasty. I hope you'll have a nice afterlife when she gets her hands on you.
2006-07-04 17:22:13 · answer #3 · answered by Azazel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Should have gone to Spec Savers.
English joke from an advert, might not work.
2006-07-04 16:29:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
????? wish i could remember his name ?????
????? did i wash the sheets??????
????? is that his phone in his pocket or am i that good at this????
????? hope last nights picture's don't end up on the Internet????
????? hope this guy is not to drunk to preform??????
????? does my but look big in these jeans " never mind don't plan to have them on for long"????
????? remember to gather all my thing from his place when i leave in the middle of the night this time?????/
2006-07-04 16:43:43 · answer #5 · answered by bearczar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch... I wouldnt want to be her. Kinda mean...
(That's not what I would put on her pic though... I'm just saying!)
2006-07-04 16:27:19 · answer #6 · answered by Aimee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
STOP before it's too late. She will be grossly embarrassed and humiliated. She will be mad at all of you for life.
2006-07-04 16:25:10 · answer #7 · answered by Paul P 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
2006-07-04 17:23:42 · answer #8 · answered by Chino 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is the 9th time today and nothing! i thought rubbing wood would start fire?
2006-07-04 16:28:37 · answer #9 · answered by Chunky G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank God for Gas-X!
2006-07-04 16:25:05 · answer #10 · answered by Friendly Neighbor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋