i`m an English teacher and want them for my students
2006-07-04 06:43:57 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-07-04 06:46:34 · answer #1 · answered by terri2003anne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's Black and White and Read all over?
A Newspaper!!!!
A butcher is 6,5 feet tall. What does he way?
Meat!
2 men play 5 chess games and they each win the same amount of games. How is this possible?
They didnn't play each other!
Q: When is a car not a car?
A: When it turns into a garage
I have 2 coins that equal 55 cents. One of them is not a fifty cent piece. What 2 coins do I have?
A fifty cent piece and a nickel. Only one isn't a 50 cent piece!
Q: How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
A: a Buccaneer!
Q: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide?
A: Because it's too cold out tide!
Q: What soldiers smell of salt and pepper?
A: Seasoned troopers\
A dad was fixing his 2 sons some ice cream and each of them wanted the first bowl. Hoping to teach a lesson the Dad said "iF Jesus were here he would let his brother have the first bowl." The eldest replied "Dad, I will be generous and let my brother be Jesus.".
2006-07-04 17:07:52 · answer #2 · answered by mommieslilsweet 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats red and hangs in an orange tree?
A stupid strawberry!
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
He was dead!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have any guts!
What's black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a sunburn!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
2006-07-04 15:08:37 · answer #3 · answered by haroku266 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jack n jill ,went up the hill,to fetch a pale of water
do not know that ,what they did
but came with little daughter
2006-07-04 14:17:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a cricket walks into a bar
the bartender says
"i have a drink named after you"
the cricket say
" you have a drink named steve?"
2006-07-04 13:48:32 · answer #5 · answered by christian rocker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Teacher: What's your name?
Student: Susie
Teacher: How do you spell it?
Student: S-U-S-I-E
Teacher: No. You spell it I-T.
2006-07-04 15:10:29 · answer #6 · answered by va_morgan_lpn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
once there was a elephant. her name was pete. so, all the other elephants thought she was a guy. hahahahahahahahahahaha
2006-07-04 13:52:23 · answer #7 · answered by guitargurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm glad you don't teach my child if you can't even spell "understand".
2006-07-04 13:46:41 · answer #8 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what time is it when you have to go to the dentist.....tooth hurty. its a bit of a thinker lol
2006-07-04 15:07:13 · answer #9 · answered by Ragin' Caucasian 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋