1 never xercise exercise wastes a lot of time that could b spent worrying
2 eat anything u like hey if cigarette smoke cant cleanse ur system a balanced diet isnt likely 2
3 gain weight: work hard at staying at least 20 pounds over ur recommended weight
4 take plenty of stimulants the old standards of caffeine nicotine sugar and cola will continue to do the job just fine
5 avoid woo hoo practices ignore the evidence suggesting that meditating yoga deep breathing and/or mental imaging help to reduce stress the protestant work ethic is good for everyone protestant or not
6 get rid of your social aupport system let the few friends who are willing to tolarate you know that you concern yourself with friendships only if you have time if a few people persist in trying to be your friend avoid them
7 personalize all criticism anyone who crtiicizes any aspect of your work family dog,house or car is mounting a personal attack. dont make time to listen be offended, and then return the attack
2006-07-04 09:22:59 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Get OCD and get everyone to tell you you're not allowed to do whatever it is ur compelled to do? fuss about every little detail possible! tear your toilet paper in perfect triangles before you use them? chew every bite 100 times? don't shower for 2 weeks and go out in public worrying that you smell bad! (don't do that near me please)
2006-07-04 10:14:47 · answer #1 · answered by lordessdanioz 3 · 8⤊ 1⤋
Come over and spend a few days at my house with just my kids for company! Don't get me wrong, I love them very much but at the moment, they are at ages which just don't get along (- boy is 12 and girl is 6 going on 15) . That will help to keep you as stressed as you could possibly ever want!
2006-07-04 09:27:27 · answer #2 · answered by Tatsbabe 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are many ways to stay stressed, like when you worry about every little thing and things like that. I stay stressed all of the time, and it is because I worry about every little thing. I'm trying not worry as much.
2006-07-04 09:28:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
max out all your credit cards, spend everything you have saved then quit your job.
move into an area where there are alot of gang bangers and walk where ever you need to go.
2006-07-04 10:05:09 · answer #4 · answered by hersheynrey 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
8. Have a little brother ans a shitload of homework and late work :D
2006-07-04 09:25:50 · answer #5 · answered by avenger821 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why should you stay stressed?Take a few days off from work.Take a vacation.
2006-07-04 09:52:07 · answer #6 · answered by Comedy Man 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
leave all the doors unlocked and don't where condoms when having sex with strange cadavers at the local med school.
2006-07-04 09:27:06 · answer #7 · answered by Friendly Neighbor 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree with him whats the fun in that
2006-07-04 09:26:00 · answer #8 · answered by goodyis2cute 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
live life
2006-07-04 09:26:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
heres one listen to you and your questions
p.s. thats why everyone comes to my house
2006-07-04 18:25:51 · answer #10 · answered by holygrail Kniggit 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋