Jokes & Riddles - July 2006

then why do you see so many black girls with white guys?



Because white guys are the only one's that'll hold a job long enough to support them.



The Source told me that joke.

2006-07-10 21:09:36 · 11 answers · asked by heather47374 4

I have a friend who's 26 years old. He plays with his transformer toys nearly every night! Check out his collection..

2006-07-10 21:03:42 · 11 answers · asked by chilli 4

other than.... short messaging service

2006-07-10 20:46:53 · 17 answers · asked by dancingdoll 3

The funniest one gets 10 POINTS!!!

2006-07-10 20:30:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

que tienen un hombre y una bara de chocolate en commun?

solo sirven para quitarse el antojo.

no offense, guys. i got it from some show, i forgot what it was called.
[i kno, i probably spelled some of these words wrong]

2006-07-10 20:30:13 · 12 answers · asked by $ I~♥~ELMO $ 5

2006-07-10 20:27:50 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

Even if you haven't tried it, I'm just looking for ideas...

2006-07-10 20:22:34 · 8 answers · asked by Lizard 3

Please finish the ol' McDonald's theme song..

The funniest good response will earn our 10 points... but please keep it clean and friendly this is for a project I am doing with my son...

2006-07-10 19:58:16 · 17 answers · asked by Zinnina 3

*riddle* :)

2006-07-10 19:53:45 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-10 19:34:03 · 12 answers · asked by mangobuyer 2

Previously, we saw this mind bending riddle:

Why are other streets and roads afraid of the bike trail?
A: Because it is a psychopath (cycle path)!

Hahaha. That one stumped everyone... only the second time that happened. Now let's see how well you do with today's riddle:

Why was the middle ages so very dark?

Have fun! :)

2006-07-10 19:29:53 · 16 answers · asked by iamigloo 6

tell the joke u ripe pieces of the paper and it spells out hell then at the end it shows a cross...if you do know about this one can you tell me how it goes and how to fold the paper??thanx

2006-07-10 19:09:29 · 5 answers · asked by LoVeLy 3

LOL

2006-07-10 19:00:07 · 13 answers · asked by c3dr1c 3

CONTD ..... . . ............

>Second Place:
>While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to
>release some pent-up energy and started to run amuck. I was
>finally able to
>grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance
>from other
>patrons. I told her that if she didn't start behaving herself
>right
>now,she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye
>and said
>in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right
>now, I will
>tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee(dick) last
>night!". The
>silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the
>tellers
>stopped what they were doing ! I mustered the last of my dignity
>and walked
>out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing that I
>heard as the
>door ! closed behind me were the screams of laughter.
>
>

2006-07-10 18:54:00 · 11 answers · asked by nits s 1

2006-07-10 18:39:39 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

Dr. Seuss as Clinton's Lawyer



I did not do it in a car
I did not do it in a bar
I did not do it in the dark
I did not do it in the park
I did not do it on a date
I did not ever fornicate
I did not do it at a dance
I did not do it in her pants
I did not get beyond first base
I did not do it in her face
I never did it in a bed
If you think that you've been misled
I did not do it with a groan
I did not do it on the phone
I did not cause her dress to stain
While talking to Saddam Hussein
I did not do it with a whip
I did not fondle Linda Tripp
I never acted really silly
With volunteers like Kathleen Willey
There was one time with Margaret Thatcher
I chased her round but could not catch her
No kinky stuff, not on your life
I would not, could not, with my wife
Now that Miss Flowers' tale of woes
Was paid for by my right-wing foes
And Paula Jones and those State Troopers
Are just a bunch of party poopers
I did not ask my friends to lie

2006-07-10 18:30:00 · 15 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

2006-07-10 18:18:51 · 20 answers · asked by atackett2001 2

2006-07-10 18:17:24 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

Little Johnny and Billy were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose father.

Little Johnny said, "My father is better than your father."

Billy said, "Well, my mother is better than your mother."

Little Johnny paused, "I guess you're right. My father says the same thing."

2006-07-10 18:15:37 · 15 answers · asked by ♥Gilmore♥ 5

http://smartiest.com/items/060710_equation_1.jpg

2006-07-10 18:04:58 · 12 answers · asked by Dragos 2

A man and a woman are riding next to each other on a plane. The woman sneezes, then takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man isn't sure he saw what she did and decides he is probably hallucinating. A few minutes pass. She sneezes again and takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man is about to go nuts. He can't believe that he's seeing what he's seeing.

A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs yet again.

Finally, he turns to the woman and says, "Three times you've sneezed and three times you've taken a tissue and wiped it between your legs! What kind of signals are you sending me, or are you just trying to drive me crazy?"

The woman replies, " I am sorry to have disturbed you. I have a rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

The man, now feeling badly, says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What are you taking for it?"
The woman looks at him and says, "Pepper."

2006-07-10 17:33:32 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

Clean, Dirty, Whatever

2006-07-10 17:30:33 · 24 answers · asked by Joe B 5

guess what it means

2006-07-10 17:25:00 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

HER DIARY
Tonight I thought he was acting weird
We had plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with friends all day, so I thought he was upset because I was a bit late but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him if it was my fault he was upset. He said nothing.
I said I love you but got no reply
We went home and watched TV and I felt I was loosing him. He was distant and absent.
Finally I went to bed. He came to bed and to my surprise we made love but I still thought he was distracted.
He fell asleep - I cried, I'm almost sure his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster

HIS DIARY
The Oilers lost today, but at least I got laid.

2006-07-10 17:18:37 · 39 answers · asked by Buck 5

One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said.

"Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on little Johnny. "Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, ******' beautiful!'"

2006-07-10 17:13:21 · 12 answers · asked by ♥Gilmore♥ 5

Mine are fart and booger. Any others?

2006-07-10 17:09:58 · 19 answers · asked by Starry 4

There were 3 young boys and 3 Priests in a boat. The boat starts to sink and the first priest says "Save the boys"! The second priest says "F**k the boys"! and the third priest says "Do you think we have time"?

2006-07-10 17:07:08 · 19 answers · asked by K R 2

Here's my best. Once, I stung a friend and placed an ad in the paper saying he had "purebread Rottweiler puppies" and that they were "free to good homes". He got 150 calls in 3 days.

2006-07-10 16:53:16 · 10 answers · asked by Babber420 5

2006-07-10 16:52:32 · 17 answers · asked by artist 1

boss: Are you sleeping?


worker: NO....i just have a bug in my eye....and im trying to suffocate it.


..just bored...didnt know what kind of question to post
answer away and get free 2 points

2006-07-10 16:52:31 · 12 answers · asked by RabbitHellFoxHeaven 2