Jokes & Riddles - July 2006

if red house is made of red bricks, a blue house is made of blue bricks, grey house is made of grey bricks, then what is a green house made of? answer question with first thing that pops into your head.

2006-07-11 04:42:53 · 24 answers · asked by chef 2

I have a co-worker that always strikes up a conversation by saying "What are you doing?" He doesn't really care if I am actually working. What are some answers I can give him that would be semi-appropriate for work, but catch him off gaurd?

2006-07-11 04:39:48 · 14 answers · asked by Sheriff Liz 3

How many times would you punch them

2006-07-11 04:38:19 · 27 answers · asked by Sheriff Liz 3

2006-07-11 04:26:28 · 5 answers · asked by Topher 5

go! guess n get the awarded point for the best answer!!

2006-07-11 04:24:40 · 20 answers · asked by Jen 3

I don't need to go. Bad!!!!!!

Tell me what is wrong with this:

Twinkle Twinkle Little
Little Star
How I wonder
What you
You are


Do these pics appear freaky??

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2006-07-11 04:20:55 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-11 04:19:06 · 7 answers · asked by emma 2

eveyone will say no i wouldnt tell anyone

then say
wanna go camping

2006-07-11 04:18:00 · 11 answers · asked by roger b 2

and in return for making me laugh i will give you a whole 10 points!

2006-07-11 04:08:56 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-11 04:06:53 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-11 04:01:09 · 12 answers · asked by val schmal 3

A. 900
B.1000
C.1100
D. 1200

I cannot see a pattern

2006-07-11 04:00:03 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-11 03:14:45 · 4 answers · asked by Yokay Booboo 3

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again,
and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S *** OUT FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity
that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next
day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ***.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to
get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the
following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST *** IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next
day the paper read: NUN SELLS *** FOR $10

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy
back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER *** IS WILD AND
FREE

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is....being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life... Stop worrying about everyone else's *** and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

2006-07-11 02:21:11 · 9 answers · asked by xxxx 2

2006-07-11 02:08:28 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-11 02:00:17 · 34 answers · asked by kikasman 3

mr cadbury met ms rowntree in a room on quality street.it was after eight he turned out the light for a bit of black magic.he slipped his hand in her snickers and showed her his curly wurly.not keen to have any jelly babies she let him take a trip up bournville boulevard.she screamed with turkish delight.as he took out his fun size mars bar it felt a bit crunchie and she wanted some time out but he did a twirl and had a picnic in her pink wafers!!

2006-07-11 01:46:56 · 23 answers · asked by sam 2

2006-07-11 01:15:47 · 12 answers · asked by Krishnakanth R 1

1 - your collar bone
2 - your harpsichord
3 - your au pair girl

2006-07-11 01:15:38 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-11 01:14:31 · 14 answers · asked by Neil A 1

1 - a cat
2 - an anaconda
3 - Tom Jones

2006-07-11 01:13:52 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-11 01:12:25 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

This house has 3 bedrooms, Two bathrooms, a kitchen, dining room and a living room and 2 car garage. How many bricks will it take to finish building this house?

2006-07-11 01:03:52 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-11 00:57:27 · 9 answers · asked by miracles 1

Because the USA was not there to save them.

2006-07-11 00:51:32 · 16 answers · asked by Kip Thorne 1

L I A V L N A

2006-07-11 00:50:29 · 6 answers · asked by miracles 1

1)M E L B M E

2006-07-11 00:48:27 · 9 answers · asked by miracles 1

dont think broadly its a silly question

2006-07-11 00:46:16 · 15 answers · asked by bagaruthalli 1

I scream
You scream
We all scream
For ice-cream


Mmmmmmm, cookie dough. :)

2006-07-11 00:42:11 · 9 answers · asked by Purplgirl 5

2006-07-11 00:35:24 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous