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mr cadbury met ms rowntree in a room on quality street.it was after eight he turned out the light for a bit of black magic.he slipped his hand in her snickers and showed her his curly wurly.not keen to have any jelly babies she let him take a trip up bournville boulevard.she screamed with turkish delight.as he took out his fun size mars bar it felt a bit crunchie and she wanted some time out but he did a twirl and had a picnic in her pink wafers!!

2006-07-11 01:46:56 · 23 answers · asked by sam 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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Reasons why chocolate is better than sex

* You can GET chocolate.

* "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.

* Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

* You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

* You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

* You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.

* If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.

* Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.

* The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

* You can have chocolate on top of your desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates.

* You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

* You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.

* With chocolate there's no need to fake it.

* Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.

* You can have chocolate at any time of the month.

* Good chocolate is easy to find.

* You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

* You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

* When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbours awake.

* With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good.

2006-07-12 20:03:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

the position's the section about getting accepted exercising? instead of ingesting an oz.. of chocolate flow for a stroll and insect out on the timber, then have a cup of tea and meditate formerly you flow to mattress. couple of minutes period diets are stupid, to be blunt. replace conduct and regulate your techniques and also you'd get replaced for the extra constructive. couple of minutes period diets are literally not something more desirable than excuses. peculiarly, keep in techniques this: the way has no authentic structure and therefore we received't administration it. If a ruler ought to administration the way all issues ought to maintain on with in unity inclusive of his favor, and sweet rain ought to fall, easily slaking each and every thirst. the way is formed by use, yet then the shape is lost, do no longer carry quickly to shapes yet enable sensation move the international as a river courses all the way down to the sea. -Tao Te Ching, financial ruin 32. "Shapes"

2016-10-14 08:35:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

mr cadbury flaked out but mrs rountree still wanted his curly wurly but he just wanted he jell babies then mr rowntree came in and the cadurys cream egg hit the fan

2006-07-13 08:18:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Good and Plenty of sweets.. and out Pop ,Baby Ruth & Almond Joy

2006-07-11 03:33:12 · answer #4 · answered by union_lonely_girl 3 · 0 0

I thought this was great and sent it to my step sister -got very quick email back saying how rude i was and she never wanted to see such revolting stuff again

Aren't people odd!

2006-07-11 01:53:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That's very cute. I'm a chocoholic and I wish there was something like a chocolate diet! He he he!

2006-07-11 01:52:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Excellent!
When can I see YOUR pink wafers?

2006-07-11 01:50:25 · answer #7 · answered by FontOfNoKnowledge 3 · 0 0

You forgot to mention the cream filling....

2006-07-11 02:47:00 · answer #8 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0 0

then they 'starburst' to the 'milky way'

thats so sweeeeeeeeet! its made me hungry.....in an odd sort of way!

2006-07-11 12:23:06 · answer #9 · answered by sinnedfairy 5 · 0 0

Aaaah you are such a sweetie :)

2006-07-11 01:57:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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