The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again,
and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S *** OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity
that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next
day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ***.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to
get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the
following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST *** IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next
day the paper read: NUN SELLS *** FOR $10
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy
back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER *** IS WILD AND
FREE
The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is....being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life... Stop worrying about everyone else's *** and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
2006-07-11 02:21:11 · 9 answers · asked by xxxx 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Laugh and laugh....it will reduce tension.
Thanks
2006-07-11 08:57:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think this is what I will live by from now on. I just got my lesson in life from the joke section, can't beat that with a stick. Thank you.
2006-07-11 02:31:07 · answer #2 · answered by ticklefoot 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It makes you laugh and it makes you think...2 thumbs up!
2006-07-11 03:12:00 · answer #3 · answered by Sandie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke...really good moral..
2006-07-11 02:25:47 · answer #4 · answered by fallentobe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....I loved it, thanks for the laugh I will be sending that one on to some friends
2006-07-11 02:31:59 · answer #5 · answered by Brown Sugar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks that was AWESOME...Lets hope that everyone reads this. Some people need morals.
2006-07-11 02:50:08 · answer #6 · answered by chillilyn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's great
2006-07-11 02:54:17 · answer #7 · answered by ruhhsoo251 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY
2006-07-11 02:51:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, thanks for the laugh.
2006-07-11 03:12:49 · answer #9 · answered by curstadevon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋