dont think broadly its a silly question
2006-07-11 00:46:16 · 15 answers · asked by bagaruthalli 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ummm... ok
2006-07-11 04:31:01 · answer #1 · answered by sunshine25 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave the jar of peanut butter open.
[Elephant jokes of the 60's]
1)Why do Elephants wear pink sneakers... cause their blue ones are in the wash.
2)Why do Elephants were blue sneakers... to climb palm trees
3)Why shouldn't you walk in the jungle between 2:00-3:00 PM...Elephants are jumping out of Palm trees.
4) Why are some Pygmies so short...because they walk through the jungle between 2:00 - 3:00 PM
2006-07-11 09:45:50 · answer #2 · answered by Carlton73 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep eatables in the refrigrator. then the elephant itself will enter.
2006-07-11 08:10:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put the cheesecake into the refrigerator, and let it be known that it is in there. Soon, the elephant will sneak in to get some. (You will see his footprints in the cheesecake.) Then it is up to you to see that he never comes out again....
2006-07-11 09:25:06 · answer #4 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1-open the fridge.
2-put the elephant IN.
3-close the fridge.
:))
right ain't it
2006-07-11 07:51:05 · answer #5 · answered by Sharp_blade 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
view the elephant through the wrong side of binocular. Rest will be easy.
2006-07-11 07:52:30 · answer #6 · answered by lahirisoumitra 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
open the fridge
put the elephant in
close the fridge
heard it bfor
2006-07-11 10:24:21 · answer #7 · answered by corbin909 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep the door closed
2006-07-11 10:12:32 · answer #8 · answered by anothersomeonenew 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cut the elephant into small bits and put it in
2006-07-11 07:57:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep the mice out and put loads of peanuts inside. :)
2006-07-11 07:56:29 · answer #10 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a mouse stand guard.
2006-07-11 12:25:33 · answer #11 · answered by Mamadog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋