Jokes & Riddles - July 2006

Please think hard to answer this question. The best answer will get 10 points.

2006-07-11 15:18:09 · 19 answers · asked by Rick 2

At noon, you look at the clock in your bedroom. The big hand is on the five and the little hand is in between the 3 and the 4. What time is it?

2006-07-11 15:13:47 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

1. I cannot be felt, seen or touched;
Yet I can be found in everybody;
My existence is always in debate;
Yet I have my own style of music.
What Am I?

2.I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?

3. I am slim and tall,
Many find me desirable and appealing.
They touch me and I give a false good feeling.
Once I shine in splendor,
But only once and then no more.
For many I am "to die for".
What am I?

4. I have no lock or a key, yet a golden treasure lives within me. What am I?

5. I can run swiftly and silently when you want me to stay still,
I can move slowly and cautiously and am yours to fill.
You look at me often and yet you always forget me,
I am the most feared killer, yet you can't live without me.
Sometimes you have me for all to spare,
Yet when you need me, I am not there.
You can waste me, or cherish me, you choose the track,
But once you're done you can never get me back.

2006-07-11 14:51:25 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

A: Because Dick won't be screwed by a dead Lay.

2006-07-11 14:35:55 · 11 answers · asked by auntiegrav 6

first one 2 get it rite is the winner!!!!

2006-07-11 14:31:54 · 29 answers · asked by chicky9244 2

2006-07-11 14:30:44 · 13 answers · asked by Baby Girl 1

Aren't we glad satisfaction brought him back?
GET POINTS !

2006-07-11 14:30:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

I need a good laugh

2006-07-11 14:22:37 · 5 answers · asked by Melissa N 2

Haha, I'm just kidding, I'm bored as hell.... Do you know any jokes you can tell me for my entertainment?

2006-07-11 14:20:03 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

hint: 1it starts with k

2006-07-11 14:13:11 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

The manager tells the clerk he overcharged by $5. Gives the clerk 5 one dollar bills to return to the men. On the elevator up the clerk pockets $2, and gives each man back a $1 bill. If each man put out a $10 bill and got a $1 bill back they paid $9. Three times $9 is $27, plus the two in the clerks pocket equals $29. What happened to the other dollar?

2006-07-11 13:48:50 · 22 answers · asked by Don 6

2006-07-11 13:45:46 · 12 answers · asked by Shyne_06 4

thanks

2006-07-11 13:40:24 · 8 answers · asked by $ I~♥~ELMO $ 5

2006-07-11 13:34:22 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. "I'm so ashamed, and dirty Doctor," she said, "I guess I let myself go." The physician was checking hers eyes and ears. "Don't feel ashamed, Miss. You don't look that bad." "Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked. The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo."

2006-07-11 13:25:55 · 29 answers · asked by Sandra V 1

Just for X&Y

2006-07-11 13:22:26 · 13 answers · asked by ? 4

Two blondes were driving down the road.The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, \'\'Yes. No. Yes. No.\'\'

2006-07-11 13:20:54 · 32 answers · asked by Sandra V 1

why were the middle ages so dark?

2006-07-11 13:16:26 · 12 answers · asked by ♥♫Music Mist♫♥ 3

im thinking of a number between 1 and 100...what is it?

2006-07-11 13:10:07 · 27 answers · asked by ReD SoX #1 3

what is the worst possible thing to say to a person right before they die?

1.) Remember when i sold my soul to the devil? I gave him YOUR name and social securaty #

2006-07-11 12:28:09 · 9 answers · asked by freakinjonathan 1

E-mail me and I'll send you the link. I know it's not a joke or riddle but I like being in this category.

2006-07-11 12:24:35 · 3 answers · asked by Demolition 2

2006-07-11 11:58:15 · 25 answers · asked by INS 2

Theres a little green house
and inside the little green house,
there is a little brown house.
and inside the little brown house,
there is a little white house.
and inside a little white house,
there is a pool.

What is it?

2006-07-11 11:49:22 · 11 answers · asked by shamruq 3

Just to add some laughs I added the clip too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTRlsYud16s&search=Monty%20Python%20Spam

2006-07-11 11:49:03 · 5 answers · asked by I want my *old* MTV 6

A man stopped a young man in the street and said:
please help us. Our president has been kidapped and the kidnappers asked for money otherwise they will burn him. The young man asked:
what do people usually donate ? the man replied:
2 liters of gas!

2006-07-11 11:44:04 · 11 answers · asked by ☆Dana☆ 3

2006-07-11 11:39:06 · 16 answers · asked by trucker72 2

A lady went to her mothers funeral and met a man that she fell instantly in love with. However, she did not get his name or phone # . 2 weeks later, she killed her sister. what was her motive?

2006-07-11 11:35:05 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous

a man was taken a shower....his daughter walks in and see his "tool" and says... daddy, will or when will i get one of those?

he says, yes you will when... mom leaves.

2006-07-11 11:30:51 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-11 11:29:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

best one gets 10 points

2006-07-11 11:28:44 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous