Haha, I'm just kidding, I'm bored as hell.... Do you know any jokes you can tell me for my entertainment?
2006-07-11 14:20:03 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A guy is driving home from work after just being fired from his job. As he is driving his car breaks down. So, he goes into the nearest bar. He goes up to the bar and sits down, and asks the bartender for a drink. The Bartender says "Sure, but First you Have to tell me the name of your penis, and its slogan." The guy is stunned and says "Please just give me a drink." "Huh uh uh" says the bartender. "First you have to tell me your penis' name." The guy starts to look around the bar and realizes its a gay bar, he decides he doesn't care, he really needs a drink. The guy says "I'll pay double, Just give me a drink." The Bartender just stares and shrugs. So the guy yells "Jeff, my penis' name is Jeff!" The bartender says "Oh no, you didn't even try." "What the Hell do you mean?" Asks the guy. The bartender says "you see that guy over there his penis' name is Nike, and his slogan is Just Do It. The guy in the corner is Chevy, Like a Rock, and the Guy by the doors is Ford, Built Ford Tough. The guy just thinks, and say to the Bartender, "Secret."
"Secret?" The bartender asks. The guy says yeah........................Stong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
2006-07-11 14:38:45 · answer #1 · answered by Dr. Stupid 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
once sherlock homes went to his lady secretary after few minutes he asked her"aint u wearing panty today"
she was really stunned to hear the dress is not short at all..she wondered and asked holmes how u found it"
holmes replied "cool..i can see dandruff on ur shoes.."
hey ten points ..even if u dint give that not a problem send me mail madam..i'm ur friend do u remember it
2006-07-12 12:36:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol when i clicked on this question i was about to come tell you how stupid you are. but i'll forgive you :)
Did you hear about the dwarf who took viagra?
He won the 3-legged race! hehe...
2006-07-11 21:23:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I think all children see or hear their parents doing it. Its part of life
2006-07-11 22:04:04 · answer #4 · answered by 38C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell you scared me there for a minute.
2006-07-11 21:23:35 · answer #5 · answered by miranda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO, its called peeping tomdom.
2006-07-12 06:31:54 · answer #6 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only if they are also your brother and sister!
2006-07-11 21:23:55 · answer #7 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋