A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. "I'm so ashamed, and dirty Doctor," she said, "I guess I let myself go." The physician was checking hers eyes and ears. "Don't feel ashamed, Miss. You don't look that bad." "Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked. The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo."
2006-07-11 13:25:55 · 29 answers · asked by Sandra V 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol. i have a little johnny joke about a fat woman. here it is:
Little Johnny's mother took her 6 year old son with her to the bank. They were in line behind a rather obese lady. As the mother patiently waited, Little Johnny looked at the women in front of him and observed loudly, "Hey, Mom, she's really fat." The lady looked at Little Johnny, made eye contact with his mother and gave an understanding smile. Little Johnny received a reprimand. After a minute or two, Little Johnny spread his hands as far as they will go and loudly said, "I bet her butt is 'that' wide." At this the lady glared at Little Johnny. His mother severely scolds her son. Again after a couple of minutes Little Johnny stated loudly, "Look how the fat hangs over her belt." The lady turned and told Little Johnny's mother to control her child and his mother threatened him with severe bodily harm. The lady's pager begins to go off. Little Johnny yelled in a panic at the top of his voice, "Run for your life, she's backing up!"
2006-07-11 13:44:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now, personally, that isn't funny one bit. Man, I'm actually skinny but that will ashame some people, you know.
2006-07-11 13:28:02 · answer #2 · answered by Bee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh gee I actually laughed and then saw all the rest of the posters not impressed... I mean sure it is not nice but it is a JOKE!
2006-07-11 13:30:37 · answer #3 · answered by Amy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: how is a fat chick like a moped?
A: they are both fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you on one!
2006-07-11 13:32:39 · answer #4 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you relating to us what happened at your last doctor visit?
2006-07-11 13:28:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can definitely do better. That's pretty lame.
You momma's so fat, when she wears Nike's, they say "Nickelodeon"
You momma's so stupid, she thinks "Taco Bell" is a Mexican phone company!
2006-07-11 13:28:14 · answer #6 · answered by ndtaya 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My ex-gf is a liar...she told me she couldn't afford the doctor!
2006-07-11 13:28:29 · answer #7 · answered by greatchez 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeeeee haw!
2006-07-11 13:29:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha its funny but mean lol
2006-07-11 13:28:32 · answer #9 · answered by Haley f 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was so hilarious the other people who said it wasn't good are just crazy lol
2006-07-11 13:35:14 · answer #10 · answered by Lil Red 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋