Aren't we glad satisfaction brought him back?
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2006-07-11 14:30:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Carl Curiosity was one of the most cold blooded cat killers of all time, and it has been noted that he vowed to kill every cat in existence, but as soon as Sam Satisfaction got word of Carl's insane intention, he hunted Carl down within 9 lives and the rest is history;) LOL
2006-07-11 14:38:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Cats are notoriously curious animals. They enjoy peering into every nook and cranny and exploring. Much of this dates back thousands of years when they would search for safe places to make a 'den'. The instinct is still with them to this day. Naturally they could explore something that is dangerous, such as a live electric cable, that could kill them. Traditionally cats have nine lives and as they get into many scrapes that could kill them and escape it is an understandable mis-conception. However cats do get killed through their curiosity, many get locked in garden sheds or garages when exploring and die of starvation so in those cases curiosity really did kill the cat. The antithesis is 'but satisfaction brought it back.' I suppose if an exploring cat found what it was looking for and satisfied it's curiosity it would then retreat from the danger and not lose it's life.
2006-07-11 21:53:37 · answer #2 · answered by tia_alld 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It’s a long story, but basically the cat kept f*cking with curiosity until he just couldn’t take it anymore. That was when curiosity just f*cking snapped and beat the cat to death with rusty tire iron. Personally I think the cat had it coming to him, I never liked that little fur-ball hacking b*stard anyway…
2006-07-11 21:39:28 · answer #3 · answered by psychoticlawnjockey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Coz Curiosity is a bad dog & likes to picks on poor little cats..
2006-07-11 22:26:22 · answer #4 · answered by chilli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
psychotic or hyperactive get my vote!!! there's was funniest to me! but also, i'm trying to get the ten points so...
I THINK THAT THE CAT WAS JUST PONDERING ABOUT ALONG A RIVERSIDE. HE WAS LOST & STARVING. SO HE LOOKED INTO THE RIVER & SAW SOME CUTE (YUMMY TO HIM) LIL FISHIES. HE THEN THINKS "DINNERTIME IS HERE!!! THOSE FISHIES SURE LOOK LIKE TASTY LIL SUCKERS... THEY'LL BE SWIMMING IN MY STOMACH NOW!!!" SO THE CAT JUMPED IN. POOR CAT. HE INSTEAD GOT EATEN HIMSELF... BY THE MOUTH OF THE RIVER. POOR KITTY DIED & THE THING IS THAT... THE FISHIES STILL LIVED!!! THE FISHY SAID "CURIOUSITY KILLED THAT CAT. WHO'S THE SUCKER NOW... WELL I DO SUCK AIR, BUT BESIDES THAT..." A SCIENTISTS HAPPENED TO HAVE BEEN TRYING TO UNDERSTAND FISH LANGUAGE THAT DAY. HE WAS SWIMMING & SAW THE CAT. HE WAS SCARED, BUT WAS CURIOUS TO KNOW WHAT THE PIRANNA WAS THINKING... SO HE WENT UP CLOSE WITH HIS HANDHELD TRANSLATOR. POOR SLICK CAT. EVERYONE KNEW THE SCIENTIST. HE WAS A CAT KNOWN ALL OVER THE STREETS. HE DIED TOO... DAMN CURIOUSITY!!! :) I'M SORRY I GOT CARRIED AWAY WITH MY STORY, BUT I SURE HAD FUN!
2006-07-11 23:37:46 · answer #5 · answered by mani boo/poo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cats are just nosey and get into everything. Even things they aren't supposed to. That's how they get into trouble. Luckily they have 9 lives. lol
2006-07-11 21:34:19 · answer #6 · answered by noseygirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Cat came upon a cliff and became curious if it could fly.
It couldn't.
2006-07-11 23:09:33 · answer #7 · answered by hyperactivesleep 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Coz curiousity had a thing against cats?
2006-07-11 21:33:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cos curiosity is a serial killer and has connections with the Al Quaeda, though it was trained by the FBI.
2006-07-12 06:30:22 · answer #9 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Curiosity didnt kill the cat......I did bad cat bad cat......Bad cat no fish
2006-07-11 21:34:10 · answer #10 · answered by Brandon... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋