A man stopped a young man in the street and said:
please help us. Our president has been kidapped and the kidnappers asked for money otherwise they will burn him. The young man asked:
what do people usually donate ? the man replied:
2 liters of gas!
2006-07-11 11:44:04 · 11 answers · asked by ☆Dana☆ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You don't need gas to burn a bush. all you need is a match during dry season!
2006-07-11 12:26:31 · answer #1 · answered by lordessdanioz 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard this one before.....It's Bush I believe and they're donating the gas to burn him.
2006-07-11 18:54:43 · answer #2 · answered by BbyGrl80 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
George W. Bush-The stuttering, oil hungry prez
2006-07-11 18:54:44 · answer #3 · answered by kiwisweetie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thomas Jefferson, no wait, Abe Lincoln, no actually it's George..Washington.
Either way, you need 2 gallons, not 2 liters.
2006-07-11 18:58:26 · answer #4 · answered by The RainMaker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clinton.
2006-07-11 18:49:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush jr.
2006-07-11 19:08:39 · answer #6 · answered by boter_99 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bush
2006-07-11 18:52:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
CLINTON...I'LL GIVE YOU ALL THE GAS AND A MATCH!
2006-07-11 20:23:45 · answer #8 · answered by Jenny A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bushu
2006-07-11 19:29:01 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so rude
and everyone
knows that it's
bush
2006-07-11 18:57:11 · answer #10 · answered by Werido3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋