funniest blonde joke ever......or maybe not but good?

Question

Two blondes were driving down the road.The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, \'\'Yes. No. Yes. No.\'\'

Answer 1

Why do blondes in the workplace only get a half hour for lunch?

So that that they don't have to be re-trained.

Jules, Australia.

Answer 2

not funny i prefer the one

the blonde is walking down the sidewalk and sees a brunette saying 79,79,79,79.... over and over again. The blonda asks what she is doing and she said "looking at the ground and counting, You can help if you want." The blonde says sure and they start counting together. The brunette says "trying counting out there." pointing to the road. So the blonde does it and gets hit by a car. The brunette starts counting "80,80,80,80...

Answer 3

A blonde, brunette, and a red head were status on the fringe of the pool waiting for the single hundred yead breast stroke race.... The starter shot the pistol and the three dove into the water and all started swimming. a couple of minutes the brunette finished and jumped out of the water. Then the red head. about twenty minutes later, the blonde emerged. They provided the gold to the brunette, the silver to the red head and the bronze to the blonde. As they placed the metallic round her neck the blonde wispered " i do not prefer to sound like a sore loser, yet i imagine the different 2 used their palms"

Answer 4

here you go.

What do Blondes say after sex? Are you boys all in the same band?

What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common? You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter and they'll always come back.

What do blonds and spaghetti have in common? They both wriggle when you eat them.

What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down? Two brunettes.

What happened to the blonde tap dancer? She slipped off and fell down the drain.

Answer 5

Not the funniest one but pretty good.

Here's one: What do u call a bunch of blondes standing in a row?
A wind tunnel

(no brains) No offense blondies, because most of the time that isn't true.

Answer 6

I've never heard that one. It's good. I like this one too:
A blonde is walking around a lake and a man on the other side shouts over, "Hey, how do I get to the other side?" The blonde answers, "You are on the other side!" DAH!

Answer 7

Sandra don't even start me on blonde jokes I assure you you won't win. Here's an example;
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you've been telling people that I'm ugly!" "Oh, no! I've just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive," says her blonde friend "I also heard that you've been calling me fat!" "Oh, no! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are." "I also heard that you're saying that my husband has a wart on his d*ck!" The blonde says, "Oh, no! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his d*ck!"

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

Answer 8

Good one, I like this one- What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? So do you guys all play for the same team?

Answer 9

good one...i like this one


a blonde was walking by a cornfield.
She sees another blonde in the cornfield in a canoe...strolling as if shes in water...but actually shes in the cornfield.
The other blonde says..."its blondes liek you that gives us a bad name". "If i had a canoe..i would roll over there and slap the crap out of you".

Answer 10

Pretty good....I got a chuckle. It reminded me of this blonde in my driver's ed class who actually asked where you put the blinker fluid in........giggle