Good yo mamma jokes?

Question

best one gets 10 points

Answer 1

Yo mamma so dumb, she goes to a 99 cent store and asks for a price check.

Yo mamma so fat, her *** cheeks look like 2 rhinos fighting over a milk dud.

Yo mamma armpits are so hairy, looks like she has buckwheat in a head lock.

Yo mamma is like a hardware store...10 cents a screw!

Yo mamma is like a screen door....the more I slam her the looser she gets!!

Answer 2

Yo mama:

So ugly ur daddy have to take her to work with him just so he didn't have to kiss her good bye

Yo mama:

So stuipd she trip over a cordless phone

Yo mama:

So fat when she were a yellow rain coat people look at her and say "taix"!!

Yo mama:

So old she knew Buger King when he was a prince

Yo mama:

So ugly they have to tie a steak around her neck just so a dog can play wit her.

Yo mama:

So old she has Moses in her year book

Yo mama:

Hair so short u can see her thoughts

Yo mama:

So Fat when she get on a scale it says to be continue

Yo mama:

So ugly Rice Krispies won't talk to her

Yo mama:

So ugly when she was born the doctor look at her face and her butt and said "Twins".

Yo mama:

So black when she spits chocolate milk comes out

Yo mama:

Teeth so yellow when she spits butter comes out

Yo mama:

So stuipd when the judges say "Order and that Court", she says I'll have a hamburger and a coke.

Yo mama:

So fat when she goes to the beach in gets in the pool kids yelled "Free Willy'' Free Willy"

Answer 3

Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupid Yo Momma jokes.

She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.

Says it makes you sound like ignorant, White trash.

Answer 4

Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

Answer 5

yo momma so fat when she went swimming at the gulf of Mexico, when she farted it was named hurricane Katrina

yo momma so poor she walking down the street with one shoe on and somebody goes up and asks her "hey, did u loose a shoe?" she says "no, i just found one!"

yo momma so ugly she went to a haunted house and she came out with a job application

Yo mama's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic.

Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.

Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Yo mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.

yo mama's so stupid she used deodorant as her lipstick and she keeps saying " why doesn't my new jumbo lipstick work?"

yo mama's so hairy she got Afros on her nipples

Answer 6

Yo Mamma is so fat, that when she goes to the circus, she gets in for free!

Answer 7

Yo Mamas so ugly the U.S. Government moved Halloween to her Birthday

Answer 8

yo mamma so dumd she sold her car 4 gas money

Answer 9

yo mamma is so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund

Answer 10

1 .yo momma so stupid when she went to sit on the couch and watch t.v. she sat on the t.v. and watched the couch! 2. your mom is so fat when she walked passed my t.v. i missed the whole seaaon of mickey in a band! 3. your mom is so fat when she sat on a horse she broke its back! 4. your mom is so stupid when she was in ballet she thought she knew everything but instead of leatard she said i am gonna go put on my reatard! 5. your mom is so fat she went ot sit in her house and sat around it! 6. your mom is so stupid when the door bell rang she checked the microwave! 7. your mom is so fat she needs a beeper to let ever one know she is backing up! beep beep beep 8. your mom is so fat she went ot dance on the bar and broke it! 9. your mom is so stupid she thought cheerios were doughnut seeds! 10.your mom is so stupid she thought a cheerio was a ceral to cheer you up in the morning! 11.your mom is so fat she was born on january 1st and 2 nd! 12.your mom is so stupid she she thought an eggplant either had an egg inside or it was a plant that grew eggs! i hope one of theese are good enough to get me ten points that has never happened to me before. so PLEASE i am beggin ya!