boss: Are you sleeping?
worker: NO....i just have a bug in my eye....and im trying to suffocate it.
..just bored...didnt know what kind of question to post
answer away and get free 2 points
2006-07-10 16:52:31 · 12 answers · asked by RabbitHellFoxHeaven 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!.
2006-07-10 17:58:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
My version:
Me: I'm really tired.
Friend: Ok
Me: So if the teacher comes, tell him I'm not sleeping. I'm reading in the dark. *puts head down on desk*
Friend: Haha okay.
thank goodness the teacher didn't notice. with him being an ex-military man, i don't want to know how he would have punished me!
2006-07-11 00:14:12 · answer #2 · answered by lordessdanioz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How dare you accuse me of sleeping on the job! I was passed out due to the mass quantity of alcohol I just consumed!!
2006-07-11 00:00:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he had 2 bugs, 1 in each eye, that's why both eyes were closed?
2006-07-12 08:56:14 · answer #4 · answered by pureessence 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Readin' the inside of my eyelids
2006-07-11 00:25:29 · answer #5 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he noticed his boss looking at him while he's dripping to sleep.... he said in the name of the father......then he made the sign of the cross.
2006-07-10 23:58:40 · answer #6 · answered by danny boy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
worker: NO...i just wanna know what it feels like to be blind
worker: NO...my eyelids are stuck down...
2006-07-11 01:31:52 · answer #7 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhh can i try this for school lols you're stil amazing! lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-11 06:53:55 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HOLY CRAP iM DYING! THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD...OMG OMG OMG OMG IM CRYING IT WAS SO FUNNY.... STOP TELLING JOKES BEFORE I DYE FROM LAUGHTER
2006-07-10 23:58:58 · answer #9 · answered by tybardy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it.
2006-07-10 23:58:37 · answer #10 · answered by Yankeefan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wooo-hoooo!
2006-07-11 00:29:19 · answer #11 · answered by homicyde4life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋