Jokes & Riddles - July 2006

tell me a good one and u might win 10 points

2006-07-10 11:13:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-10 11:01:55 · 31 answers · asked by kafine1988 1

International jokes from coutries outside U.S. are DEFINATELY welcome. Also, give me RIDDLES...I want to excercise my brain.

2006-07-10 11:00:28 · 9 answers · asked by TarasBoutiqueAtEtsy 4

2006-07-10 10:58:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

this one
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WNWBIyDq-wU&search=berlitz

or this one
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DQVRsDbP-1I&search=firerescue

Thanks guys! (need your opinion for a speech) Thanks again!

2006-07-10 10:56:44 · 8 answers · asked by wd 1

At high tide the water is at the boat's 2nd rung on the outer ladder. Where is the water at low tide?

2006-07-10 10:44:10 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

to steal from many is............?

2006-07-10 10:43:46 · 9 answers · asked by persnickety1022 7

"did you sleep good"?, and I said....

2006-07-10 10:37:24 · 18 answers · asked by persnickety1022 7

2006-07-10 10:25:51 · 25 answers · asked by persnickety1022 7

My dad told me this joke the other day.

Donald Rumsfeld walks into the Oval Office and the following conversation takes place:

Rumsfeld: Mr. President, I have some bad news.
GW: What is it?
Rumsfeld: Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.
GW: That's awful. Exactly How many is a brazilian?

Is that funny or what?!

2006-07-10 10:25:25 · 15 answers · asked by packerswes4 5

...until I met a man who had no feet. So, I said...

2006-07-10 10:18:35 · 12 answers · asked by persnickety1022 7

What does it remind you of ?

2006-07-10 10:05:30 · 20 answers · asked by India 55 5

What's the difference between a dollar and fifty cents and thirty five-cents?

2006-07-10 10:00:40 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

one day moses and Jesus was riding in a boat and Jesus comlimented Moses on parting the red sea and asked him to show it to him, So moses stood up and parted the sea tehn moses complimented jesus on walking on water and asked him to do it so jesus stood up takes a step onto the water and falls to the botom of the sea, so moses parts the sea and recues jesus and asked what happen, jesus said
last time i did that i didn't have this holes in my feet

2006-07-10 09:58:52 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

I want this so I can have a cool domain name. Feel free to give me other ones like ones that end in .us .biz etc;
I have cyborg so far.

2006-07-10 09:39:21 · 19 answers · asked by z!p 1

i said to the guy "i got a watergun in my pants,hehehehehehhehehe" and he said that ahhhhhhhhhhh, get that little guy away form me, plz sir, dont flash that gun form your pants.. do you get it now?

2006-07-10 09:25:14 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

riddle*

2006-07-10 09:23:40 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-10 09:17:32 · 17 answers · asked by hi 2

A boy saves Tony Blair from drowning.
how can I repay you, name anything?
A State Funeral with a gun carriage and troopers and crowds lining the streets.
But you are not dead
I will be when me dad finds out who I saved.

2006-07-10 09:15:58 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

riddle*

2006-07-10 09:15:36 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

riddle*

2006-07-10 09:13:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

"Influence & power" Versus "Brains & power"

2006-07-10 08:58:12 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-10 08:46:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-10 08:41:18 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

for example: G. Dubya Bush types something on his PC and the error message flashes:

"Looks like you are trying to run a country. What would you to do?

* Keep making monkey faces
* Bomb a nation that has oil
Or
* Just send some more troops in search of oil

If your question wasn't answered properly, press F1 for help.

2006-07-10 08:27:39 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

And what did you get..........................????

2006-07-10 08:14:55 · 8 answers · asked by D Mack 2

A blonde lady goes into a bar and sees a cowboy with his feet propped upon a table. He has the Biggest feet she's ever seen.

The woman asks the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with Big feet (...Big feet, Big U KNOW what ...).

"Sure is, why don't you come back to my place and let me prove it?"

The woman figures why not and spends the night with him. The next day she hands the cowboy a $100 bill.

Blushing, he says, "Shucks, ma'am, I'm flattered, nobody ever paid me for my services before."

The woman said, "Well don't be. Just take this money and buy yourself some boots that freaking fit!"

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-07-10 08:13:51 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

Are head-butts under-rated keeping in mind that Zinedine Zidane's head-butt completely knocked Marco Materazzi out?

Should we use head-butts while fighting people instead of using the age old take-downs?

Was the head-butt played and replayed on your local TV channels too just like here in India?

This is supposed to be a "joke" question. Inform me if it doesn't turn out to be so, Thanks!

2006-07-10 08:12:08 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-10 08:05:21 · 60 answers · asked by D Mack 2

Scenario:

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?...

2006-07-10 07:45:37 · 22 answers · asked by persnickety1022 7