...until I met a man who had no feet. So, I said...
2006-07-10 10:18:35 · 12 answers · asked by persnickety1022 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-07-10 10:29:25 · update #1
NO FAIR!!!! If I didn't have feet I wouldn't need shoes! He is so lucky! I wish I were him!
2006-07-10 10:30:20 · answer #1 · answered by AmyDMomOf3 2 · 4⤊ 4⤋
I met a man with wooden legs and real feet the other day .....
2006-07-10 17:22:58 · answer #2 · answered by aka Astra 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please pardon me, Snickety. That does not elicit a pun from me. I think it is a very profound statement , deserving of some soul searching.
2006-07-10 20:40:56 · answer #3 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank god you dont have feet.... so i don't have to smell them....
.. i won 1500 bucks yesterday... can you give me a "STANDING" ovation
or
im gonna get out of your presence and WALK away...WALK
away...
look at the bright side... atleast you dont have to worry about fungus....
or
if you get hurt.. you don't have to WALK IT OFF....
2006-07-10 17:40:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES WE ALL COMPLAIN ABOUT THINGS WE DONT HAVE BUT WHEN U WE SEE OTHER TAT IS LESS FORTUNATE THAN WE'RE WE START THINKING HOW LUCKY WE ARE. THIS IS COMMON LIFE SENERIO.
2006-07-10 17:24:33 · answer #5 · answered by kitchenhelper 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was poor and i had no shoes oh whoopee i have found one on the street today!=)!lol
2006-07-10 17:22:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
damn having no feet is way suckier than having no shoes lOL
2006-07-10 17:22:39 · answer #7 · answered by biscuits 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
got my vans on but they look like sneakers
2006-07-10 17:40:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
give me your shoes you won't be needing them (or something like that)
2006-07-10 17:21:44 · answer #9 · answered by metronome 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can you put on some shoes..lolz
2006-07-10 17:32:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋