i said to the guy "i got a watergun in my pants,hehehehehehhehehe" and he said that ahhhhhhhhhhh, get that little guy away form me, plz sir, dont flash that gun form your pants.. do you get it now?
2006-07-10 09:25:14 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it is funny, no i am not high, i am not of those some people,it dons,t sucks,i am not a dork, and what the hell is a shortcoming?
2006-07-10 11:07:04 · update #1
shut up, that it , i a nasiz, heil hitler, how do you like that?huh?
2006-07-10 11:18:56 · update #2
HAHAHAHA, DIRTY MIND
2006-07-10 09:36:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
sorry dude but i think that's not funny at all sorry......if you wanna hear a joke READ THIZ....Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
2006-07-10 16:42:09 · answer #2 · answered by SANTOZ305 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pitiful
2006-07-10 16:36:20 · answer #3 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Certainly got me going.
2006-07-10 16:28:38 · answer #4 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some people are just not funny.
2006-07-10 16:41:28 · answer #5 · answered by Hard Head 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yah but the joke sucks
2006-07-10 16:29:00 · answer #6 · answered by Mickey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're serious,right?
2006-07-10 16:32:57 · answer #7 · answered by robert2011@sbcglobal.net 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really.
I think you should finish with, "cuz i need to make up for my shortcoming."
2006-07-10 16:29:14 · answer #8 · answered by lordessdanioz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it but I think I will go with "or what"
2006-07-10 16:27:39 · answer #9 · answered by dogsrwork 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, not funny. i like elfather's response
2006-07-10 16:58:17 · answer #10 · answered by Jillian 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u're a dork
2006-07-10 16:29:44 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋