2006-07-10 10:25:51 · 25 answers · asked by persnickety1022 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-07-10 10:30:17 · update #1
The chicken asked "Why? Why should I, a chicken, cross the road?".
2006-07-10 10:29:17 · answer #1 · answered by leiar 3 · 5⤊ 4⤋
Giving you the finger while it says this in a Godfather accent, "This is my family's side of the road. You human come over here and ask me to cross the road. Whatsa matta to you? I'll make you an offer you can't refuse. How bout you cross the road before me and the family take care of ya, you sorry looking fool."
2006-07-10 17:40:28 · answer #2 · answered by gregtkt120012002 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think so, my friend. That is an interstate highway, and I've always preferred to take "The Road Less Traveled."
2006-07-10 20:38:19 · answer #3 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You first.
2006-07-10 17:26:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
~screaming~
You can't tell me what to do, you're not my farmer
~struts into the street to scream more for effect and gets hit by a truck~
2006-07-10 17:29:50 · answer #5 · answered by Reality Check 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it fine on this side
2006-07-10 17:32:56 · answer #6 · answered by Paul P 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It said, "what are you, a comedian?"
or
"and have the answer to the riddle be, 'because someone asked me to?' I don't think so..."
2006-07-10 17:38:11 · answer #7 · answered by keats27 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are u nuts i don't feel like dying today.
not going that side of town today, sorry
jejjee
2006-07-10 17:29:05 · answer #8 · answered by keamar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It said (while train is coming) "Why don't you go first. I'll catch up later".
2006-07-10 18:08:07 · answer #9 · answered by extremetyke 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if I can get laid on the other side?
2006-07-10 17:29:27 · answer #10 · answered by Zinnina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋