2006-07-10 08:05:21 · 60 answers · asked by D Mack 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Be creative, make up something funny. I need a laugh.
2006-07-10 08:15:23 · update #1
A young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts
wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." She
takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes
her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches
makes her scream. The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"
"No, I'm really a blond."
"I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken"
2006-07-23 15:58:25 · answer #1 · answered by # one 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jessica Simpson
2006-07-24 10:32:40 · answer #2 · answered by dishwasher67 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Space Shuttle launches
2006-07-20 05:17:01 · answer #3 · answered by CrzyCowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. When did you pass urine last?
2. When was your mother-in-law born?
3. When did your father marry your mother?
4. When did you learn how to tell a lie?
5. What phrase you're repeating over & over again?
6. Child, When did your mom change your diaper?
2006-07-21 15:04:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
love that joke mw
oh the answer to the question is 2 weeks ago
2006-07-24 02:17:47 · answer #5 · answered by AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a man left work one friday afternoon. but being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend pertying with the boys and ended up spending his entire paycheck.
when he finally appeared at home on sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hrs with a tirade befitting his actions.
finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "how would you like it if you didnt see me for two or three days?"
to this he replied,"that would be fine with me."
monday went by and he didnt see his wife. tuesday and wednesday came and and went with the same results.
come thursday, the swelling went down just enough to where he could see her out of the corner of his left eye.
2006-07-23 09:12:30 · answer #6 · answered by **~dreamytoya~** 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last time I fed my kids pet goldfish. Oh shoot gotta go check .... ( Sounds of flushing water in background ) Ok I'm back, well now to find a pet store. >.>
2006-07-24 04:40:07 · answer #7 · answered by Qwerty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When was the last time my gerbil did a back flip off our 6th floor balcony? Poor Elephant (that was the girbil's name)! Why did he think he could fly!!?
2006-07-23 03:15:46 · answer #8 · answered by wisegal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when was the date 2 weeks ago?
2006-07-24 04:54:07 · answer #9 · answered by chica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How long has it been since I have slept because I am constantly on Yahoo Answers?
2006-07-23 08:33:23 · answer #10 · answered by Steak 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋