Jokes & Riddles - July 2006

A biker is at a bar, wearing his colors a Black skull T-shirt, chains and his tattoos are showing, when he sees this gorgeous woman waiting for her date. He decides to go over and chat her up.

"I think you're wasting your time, I'm only interested in women," said the woman.

"Oh come on, I bet I can change your mind," said the biker. After ten minutes of the guy pestering her, she had had enough.

"OK," said the woman, "I'll sleep with you if you can do anything for me that my vibrator can't!"

"Barman get this lady a drink," he said. "Let's see your vibrator do that?"

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2006-07-10 07:45:25 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-10 07:40:09 · 16 answers · asked by The Kid 2

10 points for the First Correct answer..

2006-07-10 07:28:42 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-10 07:26:32 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-10 07:16:19 · 3 answers · asked by bluejay_all_the_way 3

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2006-07-10 07:05:53 · 31 answers · asked by cc 6

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a white guy sees a black guy across the street just standing there,
the white guy walks over and says "thank you"

the black dude confusenly says, "for what?"

the white guy says, "well, my shirt is made of cotton.. thank you for picking it."

2006-07-10 07:01:59 · 20 answers · asked by T[]-[]E Wiggles 1

i saw the video of this song on mtv. the video is of the singer singing it while in jail(locked up). its in some european language and goes "fute ferro" and also at times "reason e parguna" or somthign like that. it was on mtv bout 2 yrs ago the singer is a yung male in his early or late 20's n i think it might have been a spanish song. i wanna know the name of the song or who has sung it.hope it rings some bells.

2006-07-10 06:42:39 · 4 answers · asked by lazrer 3

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out
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Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
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2006-07-10 06:33:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

what is the worlds fastest animal? a cheetah you might say, ...no... a chicken in ethiopia. i know,..... it's mean ain't it?

2006-07-10 06:31:57 · 19 answers · asked by nikki -nicole 3

two men walk into a grocery store, they are a couple, they walk down the produce isle and hear 'hey fa gs get a room' they reply 'we already own one!!' so they make it to the cereal isle and hear 'hey fa gs, why don't you do us all a favor and go get some girlfriends!!' so the two guys snap thier fingers and twirl thier wrist and say 'uh uh girlfriend, did you just hear what he said to us, how could he??' so they make thier way to the liquor isle in tears and they hear the same guy's voice start to call out something, but before he could finish the first homo walks over to him and attempts to slap him in the face, the man picks the guy up over his head and tosses him threw the liquor bottles, the second one runs for his life, then steven segal states, ' do you think i would let you homos get away with that in my hit movie lethal weapon, i think not!!

2006-07-10 06:24:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

i dnt care any yo mama jokes....
yo mama fat
yo mama cross eyed
anything doesnt matter as long as they are yo mama jokes

2006-07-10 06:17:31 · 19 answers · asked by ..... 1

At a campaing their stand Al Gore, George W. Bush and both Mrs. Gore and Mrs. Bush while debating on an on Al Gore's wife had enough of listening to George W. Bush so she went up stage and drop her draws and said" No More Bush".

2006-07-10 06:17:15 · 8 answers · asked by Sol 2

2006-07-10 06:00:48 · 15 answers · asked by Michael B 3

2006-07-10 05:57:28 · 11 answers · asked by BigD 6

can anyone give me ideas on where to have a birthday party for my 1 year old.....LOS ANGELES AREA pref
erably!!

2006-07-10 05:51:39 · 7 answers · asked by ceci 1

2006-07-10 05:48:41 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

Do things in a hurry not paying attention?
This morn... Woofed down whole bowl of oatmeal, only to see TOO Late.. just ate possibly a lot of those nasty little bugs that get into grain products!
Yep I am obsessing , can't focus right now.
Could Y'all just make me laugh over this?

2006-07-10 05:34:11 · 5 answers · asked by laughsall 4

i know a word of letters three
add two and fewer there will be

2006-07-10 05:28:33 · 28 answers · asked by sugarpie 2

Can you guess when i was born?
Im a lovely woman whos calm and collected. Im earthy with a firey attitude. I fall just 24 steps short of being fearce with animal instinct,and im 7 septs away fron being well balanced. can you figure out when i was born? The person closest will win an astonishing ten points!!!

2006-07-10 05:27:49 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-10 05:16:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-10 05:11:18 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.

Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"

The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"

2006-07-10 05:02:29 · 21 answers · asked by iamigloo 6

Hey friends, click on the link below & follow the instructions. Its really very amazing. Believe me & do write what u saw.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/magic/manillus.html

2006-07-10 04:53:40 · 9 answers · asked by Tanya S 3

2006-07-10 04:51:14 · 11 answers · asked by Modest intellect 4

2006-07-10 04:50:57 · 37 answers · asked by Yokay Booboo 3

Those stupid people that get hurt by using a product in a way that it was not intended, like a rocking chair as a stool, a swing holding 5 200 pound fat chicks, how many brain cells did they kill?

2006-07-10 04:49:25 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

i wanna laugh... so i would like to hear a good, creative, funny limerick from some peoplez. the person who makes the funniest limerick gets the best answer.

2006-07-10 04:38:43 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-10 04:37:24 · 12 answers · asked by landy s 1