i dnt care any yo mama jokes....
yo mama fat
yo mama cross eyed
anything doesnt matter as long as they are yo mama jokes
2006-07-10 06:17:31 · 19 answers · asked by ..... 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupid Yo Momma jokes.
She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.
Says it makes you sound like ignorant, White trash.
2006-07-12 20:28:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
YO MAMAS SO STUPID SHE SAT ON THE T.V AND WATCHED THE COUCH!
YO MAMAS SO HAIR SHE GOT AFROS GROWIN ON HER NIPPLES
YO MAMAS SO BIG WHEN SHE WHERES YELLOW AND WALKS PAST KIDS THEY SAY OH THE BUS IS HERE!
YO MAMAS SO SKINNY WHEN SHE PUTS HER ARMS UP SHE HANGS HERSELF
i really cant think of anymore... but there prob not that good lol
2006-07-11 21:35:46 · answer #2 · answered by why hello there 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat, that she roller blades with two F-150.
Yo mama feet so ashie, god said let there be light and she hit her feet together and made a spark.
2006-07-10 14:08:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama smells so bad that her Sure deodorant is confused
yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington's nose
2006-07-10 13:38:41 · answer #4 · answered by xxxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so stupid, when she fell in love she broke it
yo mama so ugly when she looked at a copped she got arrested for mooning him.
yo mama so fat when she sat on the rainbow it rained skittles.
2006-07-13 12:29:40 · answer #5 · answered by RaphaelDeLaGhetto 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I only have the one,
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her age and she died!
2006-07-10 13:22:11 · answer #6 · answered by Bryan K.S. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so fat she walked pass my television and i missed two season of Seinfeld
Yo Momma is so short.... she plays wallball with the curb
I saw yo momma walkin down the street with one shoe on.. i said "what happened u lose a shoe?" she ssaid " no, i found one"
Yo momma is so fat that when she fell on the ground, i tried not to laugh, but the ground was cracking up.
this is not a yo momma joke, but its funny... say it to one of your friends
Were you born on the highway? Cause I hear thats where most accidents happen.
2006-07-10 14:31:44 · answer #7 · answered by Kobe Cryant 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so stupid she ran after the school bus thinking it was a twinkie on wheels.
yo mama is like the city bus.. dirty and only takes a dollar to ride..
check out comedy central.com.. they have a whole archive
2006-07-10 13:20:42 · answer #8 · answered by mystic_angel_1707 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well this does not exactly apply, but I always call Aunt Jemima Pancake syrup: Ain't ya' Mama's Pancake syrup
2006-07-10 14:03:11 · answer #9 · answered by Vinyleyes 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat, that when she tried to turn around two days passed.
2006-07-10 13:57:57 · answer #10 · answered by Bilal Hares 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma so heavy, her picture fell off the wall
2006-07-10 13:25:53 · answer #11 · answered by double0negitive 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋