A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.
Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"
The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"
2006-07-10 05:02:29 · 21 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahahahahahahahahaha, that was goooo!!! i likey!!
2006-07-10 07:07:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
guy goes into a bar with a dog. Bartender says you cant bring that dog in here. Man replies but my dogs a qualified engineer. bartender says I don1t believe it. so the man says if you give him a kick up the **** he`ll make a bolt for the door!!
2006-07-10 12:19:20 · answer #2 · answered by flicflac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A font went into a bar. The barman said 'we don't serve your type in here'.
2006-07-10 22:05:23 · answer #3 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha HA! That is funny and cute at the same time.
2006-07-10 15:36:41 · answer #4 · answered by Jasmine 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe!`
2006-07-10 12:18:01 · answer #5 · answered by 7FAM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O wow that halarious, lololololololololololololololololololololololololo
2006-07-10 17:40:45 · answer #6 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohh that's clever i like it i love it uh huh oh baby! lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-10 22:57:12 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny! Good, clean humor. I love it.
2006-07-10 12:46:59 · answer #8 · answered by LindseyLouWho 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that is too cute!! Loved it.
2006-07-10 12:06:11 · answer #9 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-07-10 12:19:25 · answer #10 · answered by chica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
amzing an other joke plz
2006-07-10 12:08:28 · answer #11 · answered by fun guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋