2006-07-10 07:05:53 · 31 answers · asked by cc 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what has 2 legs and quacks?
2006-07-10 07:08:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
A blonde walks into a bar after work and sits next to man and orders a drink. Their watching the news about this girl thats going to jump of a bridge. The man says to the blonde I bet you $20 that she'll jump. The blonde says ok I bet you $20 she won't jump. So they watch the story and sure enough she jumps. The blonde says here your $20. The man goes I can't take your money, I cheated...I watched it on the 5 o'clock news. The blonde says I did too but i didn't think she would do it again!
2006-07-10 14:13:09 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my god, pixie is sick!!!! that is the worst joke i have ever heard, i feel disgusting for having heard that, i liked all the other little jokes about ducks and dirty bananas, i laughed at them, i like em, they aren't the worst, the worst i have ever heard, besides the baby comment, was, you ready, guess what?? chicken butt!! no no, actually that was pretty good now that i think about it!!
2006-07-10 14:20:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alaskan Kayak Accident
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.
"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper.
"Tell me! Did you find her?!" Wilkens shouted.
The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."
The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"
The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her."
Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"
The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."
2006-07-13 03:25:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why was 6 scared of 7. It's sooooo boaring!
2006-07-10 14:31:47 · answer #5 · answered by SikSonic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why was 6 afraid of 7
2006-07-10 14:07:10 · answer #6 · answered by playaninstrument 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
George Bush got re-elected.
2006-07-10 14:07:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You wanna hear a dirty joke? a banana fell in some mud.
2006-07-10 14:07:43 · answer #8 · answered by Sephiroth 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut
2006-07-10 14:25:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
look for a guy under the name jesusheals.....then u will see that there's a tie for the worst
2006-07-10 14:08:33 · answer #10 · answered by bishdnjuan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is green has six legs and if it fell out a tree on top of you it would kill you.
A snooker table
2006-07-10 14:09:30 · answer #11 · answered by Ragamuffin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋