two men walk into a grocery store, they are a couple, they walk down the produce isle and hear 'hey fa gs get a room' they reply 'we already own one!!' so they make it to the cereal isle and hear 'hey fa gs, why don't you do us all a favor and go get some girlfriends!!' so the two guys snap thier fingers and twirl thier wrist and say 'uh uh girlfriend, did you just hear what he said to us, how could he??' so they make thier way to the liquor isle in tears and they hear the same guy's voice start to call out something, but before he could finish the first homo walks over to him and attempts to slap him in the face, the man picks the guy up over his head and tosses him threw the liquor bottles, the second one runs for his life, then steven segal states, ' do you think i would let you homos get away with that in my hit movie lethal weapon, i think not!!
2006-07-10 06:24:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
so, how was it??
2006-07-10 06:24:51 · update #1
Doesn't anyone have any appreciation for raw humor these days, Geez, i am wetting my self laughing, i don't know how you do it, but this sh*t just keeps getting better and better.....LMFAO!!!! He he he he he
2006-07-10 11:18:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
UHM.....I DONT THINK IT'S FUNNY AT ALL...WHAT'S SO FUNNY ABOUT IT....BUT DONT FEEL BAD..
HERES SOME GAY JOKES..THAT YOU CAN TELL NEXT TIME..
THREE GAY GUYS ARE IN A HOT TUB.
A USED CONDOM FLOAT UP THE SURFACE.
ONE GAY GUY LOOKED AT BOTH OF THE GAY GUYS AND ASKED,"WHO FARTED??"
HERES A ANOTHER JOKE...NOT A GAY JOKE..
A COCKY FAT GUY WAS DRUNK AND JUST CAME OUT OF THE CLUB..HE WANTED TO EAT AND HOOK UP WITH A GIRL..
SO WHILE HE WAS ON HIS WAY TO A PIZZA STORE..HE CAME TO A GIRL AND ASKED,
"WANT TO GET SOME PIZZA AND HAVE SEX??"
THE GIRLS WAS SO SHOCKED THAT SHE JUST LOOKED AT HIM WIERD..AND BEFORE SHE COULD ANSWER BACK THE COCKY FAT GUY SAID LOOKING AT HER STRANGELY,
"WHAT?!?.....YOU DONT LIKE PIZZA?!?"
I HOPE YOU LIKE THAT
2006-07-10 07:26:10 · answer #2 · answered by *sunshyne* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beautiful,it was lovely,thanks for sharing :)
2006-07-10 06:46:27 · answer #3 · answered by cc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No offense but I didn't like it at all and I believe many other people too.Stop wasting people's time with those lame jokes PLEASE
2006-07-10 06:39:54 · answer #4 · answered by gagi4ka 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great but it didnt include patrick swayze sir
2006-07-10 06:28:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was a lil lame
2006-07-10 06:59:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a waste of my time. Thanks for the two points!
2006-07-10 06:26:51 · answer #7 · answered by Collin R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bada-bing!bullseye!funny-licious^^^+10smiley claps^^^
2006-07-10 06:34:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
STUPID! wow that was terrible
2006-07-10 07:02:10 · answer #9 · answered by xXBrudu BXx 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
didn't get it?
2006-07-10 06:53:10 · answer #10 · answered by Bilal Hares 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋