does anyone know any good 'yo mama' jokes?

Answer 1

Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupid Yo Momma jokes.

She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.

Says it makes you sound like ignorant, White trash.

Answer 2

yo mama's so dumb:
she got run over by a parked car
yo mamas so fat:
when she sits in the movie theatre she sits next to everybody
When she wears a raincoat everyone shouts yo TAXI
yo mamas so poor she:
she cant even afford a 2 story cheerio box

Answer 3

Yo mama so dumb, when the cashier was givin her her change, she thought he was giving her a refund.

Yo mama so nasty, she puts water in her panties to keep the crabs alive.

Yo mama so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a ricter scale.

Yo mama so fat, she jump in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama's like a gun, 9 cocks and she's loaded.

Answer 4

yo mama is so fat...

she jumped up in the sky and got stuck

she cut her leg and gravy came out

Answer 5

yo mama is so hairy u came out wit a rug rash

Answer 6

Yo mama's so fat every time she turns around, it's your birthday.

Answer 7

yo momma is so stupid when she goes to the movies ans sees a sign that says under 17 not admitted she goes home and gets 16 of her friends.
or
yo momma is so stupid she thinks stinking a phone up her butt is making a booty call

Answer 8

yes, but its really rude.... well okay, " yo mama's like a bowling ball, fingered 3 times then f*cked down an ally" hehe. (",)

Answer 9

yo mama's sooooooo short that she thinks suicide is jumping off a curb

Answer 10

Yo mamas so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anerexic.
Oh, i own you.