2006-07-10 05:16:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A pair of hydrogen atoms are walking along. One says to the other, I think I lost my electron. The second one says, Are you sure. The first one replies, I'm positive.
A neutron walks into a bar, orders a beer, and tries to pay. The Bartender says, For you, no charge.
Morons are, in fact, the sub-atomic particle that causes all of us to behave stupidly at one time or another, as we are exposed to a bombardment of these particles. It has become worse in recent decades due to the widening hole in the bozone layer.
2006-07-10 06:04:44 · answer #1 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yes - because only morons fail to discover the elixer of life which bestows immortality upon those worthy of it's gift!
HA HA HA! Rise the immortals and conquer!!!!!
Er........sorry, got a bit carried away. Time to put the coffee down.
2006-07-10 05:27:39 · answer #2 · answered by The Wandering Blade 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ye it sure does
They took some from me
I`m glad though
cos now whatever I do
I can`t shock anybody
2006-07-11 08:22:57 · answer #3 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep it sure does and boy do u give morons a good name
HA LOSER
2006-07-10 05:24:41 · answer #4 · answered by Scatty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mortalons (fr. OE mortaloons, L mortalonus ) a pair of billowy pantaloons that one would not want to get caught dead in.
2006-07-10 05:53:10 · answer #5 · answered by mb5_ca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope. Sorry, minus five points for you.
2006-07-10 05:38:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it does. Sure. Uh huh. alrighty then.
2006-07-10 05:19:44 · answer #7 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
corn oil comes from corn, so where does baby oil come from?
2006-07-10 06:08:17 · answer #8 · answered by Rob & Rach 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
possibly
2006-07-10 05:19:23 · answer #9 · answered by Toomg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and FCUK clothing is worn by F###### who think its funny!
2006-07-13 04:57:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋