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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out
anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
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You got Male!

2006-07-10 06:33:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

Pretty original, I like it!!

2006-07-12 12:11:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

lol... let me see if I can top that:

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,
A Troubled User.

2006-07-10 13:49:45 · answer #2 · answered by Chino 3 · 0 0

That was funny. Check this one :

Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now."

"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep ****."

2006-07-10 14:14:36 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0 0

not bad 4/100

2006-07-10 13:44:09 · answer #4 · answered by Bilal Hares 3 · 0 0

Good one.

2006-07-10 13:44:43 · answer #5 · answered by Bryan K.S. 3 · 0 0

cute but didnt make me laugh

2006-07-10 13:53:13 · answer #6 · answered by san_ann68 6 · 0 0

great one made me smile nice job

2006-07-10 13:51:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

not bad. probably better to say in person though

2006-07-10 13:59:24 · answer #8 · answered by xXBrudu BXx 4 · 0 0

beyond infantile

2006-07-10 13:38:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i love it

2006-07-10 13:47:01 · answer #10 · answered by Britty 1 · 0 0

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