What are some good Little Johnny jokes that are dirty?

Answer 1

This is a popular one where I live,

Wanna hear a dirty joke?
johnny fell in mud.
Wanna hear a clean joke?
johnny took a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
bubbles is the girl next door

About Little Mary (borrowed, I take no credit)



Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually
she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell
me, Mary, who created the universe?"

When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in
the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

"God Almighty!" shouted Mary. The teacher said, "Very good!" and
Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and
Savior?" but
Mary didn't even stir from her slumber.


Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

"Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary. The teacher said, "Very good!" and
Mary fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, "What did Eve say
to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"

Again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up
and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll
break it in half!"

The Teacher fainted.

Answer 2

Little Johnny and his friend are walking home from school one day and decide to take a shortcut through someone's yard. They see through the window of the house that there is a women changing and shes completely naked. Suddenly Little Johnny takes off running.
The next day, they are walking the same path, and sure enough, theres the women in the window with no clothes on. Once again, Little Johnny takes off.
The third day, before Little Johnny has a chance to run off, his friend asks him, "Little Johnny, why do you run away every time we see the naked lady??"
"Well my mom told me that if i ever looked at a naked women i would turn to stone...and i felt something getting hard."

Answer 3

a little boy was walking and he heard someone saying johnny johnny johnny so he went home and asked his mom mommy can my name be johnny and his mom said yeah sure the next day he heard someone saying go go go he went home and asked his mom mommy can my middle name be go and his mom said yes the next day he heard someone else saying deeper deeper deeper he went home and asked his mom mommy can my last name be deeper and his mom said okay the next day he stayed after school and made his teacher get naked then his parents were calling him and they were saying johnny go deeper for 3 times then he said i can't anymore