A blonde lady goes into a bar and sees a cowboy with his feet propped upon a table. He has the Biggest feet she's ever seen.
The woman asks the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with Big feet (...Big feet, Big U KNOW what ...).
"Sure is, why don't you come back to my place and let me prove it?"
The woman figures why not and spends the night with him. The next day she hands the cowboy a $100 bill.
Blushing, he says, "Shucks, ma'am, I'm flattered, nobody ever paid me for my services before."
The woman said, "Well don't be. Just take this money and buy yourself some boots that freaking fit!"
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2006-07-10 08:13:51 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
From Willys Jokes archies, as are all of mine!
2006-07-10 08:14:32 · update #1
LMAO-I have'nt heard that one before and you know I get alot of blonde jokes.I always like the ones where the blonde prevails though. Thanks for the smile on my face!!
2006-07-11 01:59:12 · answer #1 · answered by LUNCHY THE PIRATE 3 · 5⤊ 2⤋
Hilarious, Check this Blonde :
A man tells his Blonde wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, he has a few beers and begins talking to this beautiful girl. He has a few more beer and the next thing he knows he's in this girl's apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he know it was 3:00 AM.
"Oh my, god, my wife is going to kill me!" he exclaimed. "Quick give me some talcum powder!"
She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he got home his wife is up waiting for him and she's furious. "Where the hell have you been!"
He says, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her." "Let me see your hands!" she demands. He shows his wife his powdery hands.
"Damn liar, you were out bowling again!"
2006-07-10 08:26:02 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes!!! Go Willy!
I REALLY don't like ca'boys,
Or BIG feet!!!
Blondes 1, Ca'boys 0 ....
Oh yeah, another 1 for Willy!!! YEA!!!
2006-07-10 18:04:31 · answer #3 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the first time, but its funny.
2006-07-10 08:19:34 · answer #4 · answered by butterfly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not that funny. Your "Jokes" are as flat as roadkill.
2006-07-10 08:35:50 · answer #5 · answered by hpneil 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious,, didn't expect anything less from you.
I have saved all your jokes so far.
2006-07-10 08:23:47 · answer #6 · answered by xxxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! That was funny.
2006-07-10 08:17:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm, not bad!
2006-07-10 09:44:50 · answer #8 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-10 08:17:27 · answer #9 · answered by experience 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha!lmao!
2006-07-10 08:46:06 · answer #10 · answered by Romeo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋