2006-07-10 16:52:32 · 17 answers · asked by artist 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A blind man walks into a bar.
2006-07-10 16:55:28 · answer #1 · answered by Jeff S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bellboys in Vegas so tip-hungry when I called down for a deck of cards the bellboy made 52 trips.
I'm so fat; last week I got my shoes shined, I had to take the guys word for it.
My wifes' so conceited that when we make love she screams out her own name.
2006-07-11 00:53:46 · answer #2 · answered by Norman Conquest 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An Irish man walks out of a bar...
2006-07-11 00:01:17 · answer #3 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What happened to the cow that jumped a barbed wire fence? She was udderly destroyed.
2006-07-10 23:57:38 · answer #4 · answered by leadbelly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A nun working in a condom factory thinking she is making sleeping bags for mice.
2006-07-11 00:08:40 · answer #5 · answered by People 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She's got a face like a chewed up tomato.
2006-07-11 00:02:07 · answer #6 · answered by Babber420 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yer mom is like a bowling ball, she's picked up, fingered, then throwed in the gutter. GRIMEY n!**@.
2006-07-11 00:48:46 · answer #7 · answered by SHERRY H 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This polish guy walks into a bar... Ouch!
2006-07-11 01:21:06 · answer #8 · answered by 1Edge3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the Polish Lesbian? She liked men.
2006-07-10 23:59:48 · answer #9 · answered by K R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A SKELETON WALKS INTO A BAR AND ORDERS A BEER AND A MOP
2006-07-10 23:56:36 · answer #10 · answered by Cpn Ron 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋