A man and a woman are riding next to each other on a plane. The woman sneezes, then takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man isn't sure he saw what she did and decides he is probably hallucinating. A few minutes pass. She sneezes again and takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man is about to go nuts. He can't believe that he's seeing what he's seeing.
A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs yet again.
Finally, he turns to the woman and says, "Three times you've sneezed and three times you've taken a tissue and wiped it between your legs! What kind of signals are you sending me, or are you just trying to drive me crazy?"
The woman replies, " I am sorry to have disturbed you. I have a rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man, now feeling badly, says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What are you taking for it?"
The woman looks at him and says, "Pepper."
2006-07-10 17:33:32 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Greatttt !
The composition teacher asked the class to write about an unusual event that happened during the past week.
Little Johnny got up and read his essay.
It began, "Daddy fell into the well last week..." "My goodness!" the teacher exclaimed.
"Is he all right?" "He must be," said the boy. "He stopped yelling for help yesterday."
2006-07-10 17:46:08 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, now theres a problem I wouldn't mind, a quicky when ever you want, no mess or fuss. Or if your in the bedroom and getting frustated, coz your man just aint doing his thing, bring on the pepper, that way no one gets left out, no feelings hurt, no faking, just pepper, hehe. :)
2006-07-11 02:11:15 · answer #2 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweeeeeeeeeeet Mate .... Kooool One .....!!!!!!!!!
A man in a beer bar to another one ... "I, Slept with your Mom last nite." ...... The other replied "Let's go Home DaD, Your'e DRUNK!!!."
2006-07-11 01:24:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard this one so many times.
2006-07-11 00:36:19 · answer #4 · answered by Coffee Lover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well worth the read very funny
2006-07-11 00:58:51 · answer #5 · answered by Savage 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's the punch line? it must be really late or this pun of yours is just really out above my head!
2006-07-11 00:36:49 · answer #6 · answered by ria k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a ripper i thought you were going to say she had an incontinence problem
2006-07-11 00:36:33 · answer #7 · answered by traceylolanna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, vaguely amusing.
2006-07-11 00:37:52 · answer #8 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that was great lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-11 00:58:03 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-11 00:40:32 · answer #10 · answered by Joe B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋