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>Second Place:
>While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to
>release some pent-up energy and started to run amuck. I was
>finally able to
>grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance
>from other
>patrons. I told her that if she didn't start behaving herself
>right
>now,she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye
>and said
>in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right
>now, I will
>tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee(dick) last
>night!". The
>silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the
>tellers
>stopped what they were doing ! I mustered the last of my dignity
>and walked
>out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing that I
>heard as the
>door ! closed behind me were the screams of laughter.
>
>
2006-07-10 18:54:00 · 11 answers · asked by nits s 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFLMAO!!!!! I was waiting for this!!! Why did you take so long to post it!!!!! Number 3 was damn good!!!!!!!! This was a real rocker!!!!! And i just cant wait for Number 1 now!!!! Please post it right now!!!!! Too Good!!!!!!!!
2006-07-10 20:13:49 · answer #1 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 12⤊ 3⤋
Ha ha ha ha! I liked that! So embarrassing though.
So if that is second place, id like to know what the first place was! lol
2006-07-10 19:15:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah. that was pretty damn funny. I
would really like 2 no what 1st place is.
2006-07-10 20:10:54 · answer #3 · answered by Lucky Number Seven's Girl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch ouch ouch tht must hurt like three times
2006-07-10 19:10:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep very well done lol
2006-07-10 18:59:11 · answer #5 · answered by red_hot_girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh I think I'd just die!
2006-07-10 19:04:19 · answer #6 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! thats so funny! lol!
2006-07-10 19:56:47 · answer #7 · answered by $ I~♥~ELMO $ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-07-10 19:12:15 · answer #8 · answered by J's On My Feet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wat is wif dese sik peple??? gosh cnt u jst b unsik for 3 years??
2006-07-10 19:24:05 · answer #9 · answered by Lefties 2 Da Bone!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!
2006-07-10 19:05:28 · answer #10 · answered by Dana 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋