The funniest one gets 10 POINTS!!!
2006-07-10 20:30:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
None of these seem very funny...still up for grabs...
2006-07-12 13:33:43 · update #1
to be eaten alive by his fellow spider monkey friends, then being still alive in their digestive system and get pooped out and he will be a get eaten by a bunch of poop-eating flies
2006-07-10 20:40:57 · answer #1 · answered by jet_tyrus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stealing the little monkey's banana and losing sleep night after night from the dreaded guilt which weighs heavily upon it's furry little chest. Knowing that it was cruel and coldhearted and someday that horrible karma will catch up with him and he'll suffer slowly, horribly, and decides he will never eat a banana again. Then he starves. O.o
Or knowing those amazon warrior women might want him for dinner or sumthin. :D
2006-07-10 21:10:38 · answer #2 · answered by lordessdanioz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably becoming prey to a boa constrictor... Death comes on very slowly when you can't breathe... the monkey is caught in the breathless embrace, knowing that it's his end.... most predators kill their prey quickly and the prey doesn't know what hit him... but when caught in a constrictor snake's coils, and they can no longer breathe, they linger until they're eventually unconscious, then die.
2006-07-10 20:38:06 · answer #3 · answered by Kevin P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Meeting Wonder Woman tats deadly
2006-07-10 20:33:22 · answer #4 · answered by mafia man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Finding the truth about his wife (spider monkeyet) cheating on him and having a heart attack.
2006-07-10 21:05:17 · answer #5 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Slipped on a banana and fell into a bunch of piranhas
2006-07-10 20:34:28 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ironicly a spider bite, now thats Amazon, hehe. :)
2006-07-10 20:43:44 · answer #7 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To be served to a man rectally.
2006-07-10 20:32:37 · answer #8 · answered by Pork Chop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when he loses a grab of a branch and fell on his b*++..lol meek meek mjik!..lolz
2006-07-10 21:08:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋