Dr. Seuss as Clinton's Lawyer
I did not do it in a car
I did not do it in a bar
I did not do it in the dark
I did not do it in the park
I did not do it on a date
I did not ever fornicate
I did not do it at a dance
I did not do it in her pants
I did not get beyond first base
I did not do it in her face
I never did it in a bed
If you think that you've been misled
I did not do it with a groan
I did not do it on the phone
I did not cause her dress to stain
While talking to Saddam Hussein
I did not do it with a whip
I did not fondle Linda Tripp
I never acted really silly
With volunteers like Kathleen Willey
There was one time with Margaret Thatcher
I chased her round but could not catch her
No kinky stuff, not on your life
I would not, could not, with my wife
Now that Miss Flowers' tale of woes
Was paid for by my right-wing foes
And Paula Jones and those State Troopers
Are just a bunch of party poopers
I did not ask my friends to lie
2006-07-10 18:30:00 · 15 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And then just hang them out to dry
I did not do it last November
And if I did I don't remember
I did not do it in the hall
I could have but I don't recall
There was no sex at Arlington
There was no sex on Air Force One
I might have copped a little feel
And then endeavored to conceal
But never did these things so lewd
At least not ever in the nude
These things to which I have confessed
They do not count if we stayed dressed
I never used that big cigar
You must believe me Mr. Starr
I did not know this little sin
Would be retold on CNN
I broke some rules my mama taught me
I tried to hide but now you've caught me
But I implore, I do beseech
Do not condemn, do not impeach
I might have got a little tail
But never ever did inhale.
hope you enjoyed! ♥
2006-07-10 18:30:16 · update #1
was waiting 4 u to come up with something hilarious!!! :D ♥
2006-07-10 18:33:47 · answer #1 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 7⤊ 2⤋
Definitely Enjoyed
2006-07-10 18:36:26 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-14 08:23:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I stopped reading half way. Didnt interest me.
2006-07-10 19:18:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so well done good on u for putting it on
2006-07-10 18:55:44 · answer #5 · answered by red_hot_girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-07-10 18:34:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe really hillarious
2006-07-10 18:54:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
can I suggest ashrink for you
2006-07-10 18:38:34 · answer #8 · answered by danadony2000 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
deuce
2006-07-10 18:58:34 · answer #9 · answered by J's On My Feet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good, he's better than cochran.
2006-07-10 18:38:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋