One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said.
"Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on little Johnny. "Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, ******' beautiful!'"
2006-07-10 17:13:21 · 12 answers · asked by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent. That will probably spawn a bunch of little johnny jokes.
2006-07-10 17:21:26 · answer #1 · answered by Kamikazeâ?ºKid 5 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Some people talk like this - I can see that you think that I am a person that likes to talk about all that people do. Can you see how this sentence is descending? (LIke a stairway going down) However, "that" is a bad (flawed, unpleasant) word. It's why we should consider retiring it, or else teach people who to talk in a descending way without the word.
2016-03-27 00:33:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-07-10 18:18:31 · answer #3 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-07-10 17:55:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny the first 27 times I heard it. But thanks for the attempt!
2006-07-10 17:20:44 · answer #5 · answered by Starry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-10 17:26:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-07-10 17:18:01 · answer #7 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it really love it lol
2006-07-10 19:19:26 · answer #8 · answered by red_hot_girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious..... LOL.
2006-07-10 17:28:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... beautiful!
2006-07-10 17:21:32 · answer #10 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋