HER DIARY
Tonight I thought he was acting weird
We had plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with friends all day, so I thought he was upset because I was a bit late but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him if it was my fault he was upset. He said nothing.
I said I love you but got no reply
We went home and watched TV and I felt I was loosing him. He was distant and absent.
Finally I went to bed. He came to bed and to my surprise we made love but I still thought he was distracted.
He fell asleep - I cried, I'm almost sure his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster
HIS DIARY
The Oilers lost today, but at least I got laid.
2006-07-10 17:18:37 · 39 answers · asked by Buck 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is awesome! I love it! Copied it and sent it in an email to tons of people.
2006-07-10 17:21:36 · answer #1 · answered by But why is the rum always gone? 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2006-07-10 17:47:33 · answer #2 · answered by mitanbarr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame
2006-07-10 17:22:09 · answer #3 · answered by djprall 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Typical man
2006-07-10 18:22:37 · answer #4 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's kinda funny but next time u tell a joke make it short because it's easier for people to understand.
2006-07-10 17:21:33 · answer #5 · answered by PrettyPink 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny:
check this 1 :
One day this girl was talking to her friend and she said to her, "My boyfriend bought me flowers for Valentines day this year so I guess I have to put my legs in the air for him.", and her friend replied, "Why? Don't you have a vase?"
2006-07-10 17:30:02 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, goes to show that even in jokes most men are only about two things; sports and sex
2006-07-10 17:24:16 · answer #7 · answered by granny's baby 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!! So typical of a male!! Good one!
Funny, by the way.
2006-07-10 19:26:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wonderful....
2006-07-10 22:19:43 · answer #9 · answered by * 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! haha, too funny! *wipes tear out of eye*
2006-07-10 18:27:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋