Short But Kool Joke !!!?

Question

Little Johnny and Billy were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose father.

Little Johnny said, "My father is better than your father."

Billy said, "Well, my mother is better than your mother."

Little Johnny paused, "I guess you're right. My father says the same thing."

another one:

Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked, "Grandpa are you going to take that new Viagra?"

Grandpa looks at him and says "No Johnny, I will not."

"But Grandpa, why?" asks little Johnny.

Grandpa replies. "Because there is no sense in putting lead in your pencil if you have no one worth writing to."

Answer 1

haha awesome! check ya later ♥

Answer 2

OK my turn .......

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked Lil Johnny to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?" Lil Johnny replied "No, I don't," "OK, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your mommy before he goes to work." Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out Johnny ! It's a piece of asss !"

LOL

Answer 3

the second one is better lol got to love little johnny jokes cheers

Answer 4

HA HA!!! i didn't quite get the first one until i read it the second time, but the second was great! it reminds me of an old saying: don't mix viagra and beer.

Answer 5

Funny!

Answer 6

hehe... that little johnny needs to be spanked

Answer 7

haha, 10 points?

Answer 8

ha

Answer 9

Cool! Liked em! ha ha!!!!

Answer 10

Not that bad