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Jokes & Riddles - July 2006

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Feel free and enjoy two points while doing so.
How do you feel about George Bush?
How do you feel about N. Korea?

2006-07-15 16:09:42 · 11 answers · asked by Steelers 6 Penguins 3 6

One cow says to the other "So, what do you think of this mad cow disease?"

The other cow says "Well, What do I care? I'm a helicopter"

2006-07-15 16:08:51 · 13 answers · asked by KatzPlace 6

....Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good."

2006-07-15 15:58:19 · 8 answers · asked by KatzPlace 6

help me please!!!!

2006-07-15 15:56:18 · 9 answers · asked by Tinker Bell 2

2006-07-15 15:53:17 · 14 answers · asked by natalie 1

It took me forever to get this and after I did I felt like an idiot. Let's see if anyone can get it: A father and son were in a car accident. The father died at the scene and the son was taken to the local emergency room. After evaluation it was decided that the son needed surgery. They called the surgeon in and the surgeon said "Oh my god, I can't operate on him he is my son." Who was the surgeon?

2006-07-15 15:52:26 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-15 15:39:50 · 26 answers · asked by Cute butterfly 2

2006-07-15 15:34:52 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous 20-Something 3

I'd buy his record lol. He'd be da flyest MC in da biz, foo!

2006-07-15 15:30:39 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous

Any suggestions?

2006-07-15 15:22:52 · 6 answers · asked by wilsonallstar22 1

It's in your mouth and everybody is cummming!!!lol

2006-07-15 15:16:13 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Name all of your kids after me, and don't do anything until I get back.

2006-07-15 15:10:32 · 16 answers · asked by BadGirl 1

2006-07-15 15:10:29 · 16 answers · asked by imahlah 6

I saw this on a popscicle stick.
What kind of horse never wins a race? A sawhorse.
WTF does that mean.

2006-07-15 15:07:09 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

Give me a funny, funny joke AND amswer my question "How do you do that little thing you do so well"? question with any lame remark.

2006-07-15 14:55:43 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-15 14:49:05 · 8 answers · asked by hector 4

2006-07-15 14:43:59 · 6 answers · asked by Rae 2

Here is a picture of Cupid riding a lion. The first person that can correctly guess the meaning behind this Cameo gets 10 points!

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g205/Pishpuns/Blog%20Pictures/L028g.jpg

2006-07-15 14:30:51 · 17 answers · asked by pishpuns 4

2006-07-15 14:23:43 · 11 answers · asked by mynx326 4

2006-07-15 14:09:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

Joe's will, provided $ 30,000 for an elaborate funeral.
As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Helen, turned to her
oldest friend.
"Well, I'm sure Joe would be pleased," she said
I'm sure you're right," replied Jody, who lowered her voice and leaned in
close.
"How much did this really cost?"
"All of it," said Helen. "Thirty thousand."
"No!" Jody exclaimed. "I mean, it was very nice, but $30,000?"
Helen answered. "The funeral was $ 6,500. I donated $ 500 to the church.
The wake, food and drinks were another $ 500
The rest went for the memorial stone.
Jody computed quickly. "$22,500 for a memorial stone? My goodness, how big
is it?!"
"Two and a half carats."

2006-07-15 14:07:40 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

I have always been curious about things and always wondered since I was a child about some things Like does a lightning bug live if you put it in a jar? How long? I am 56 yrs old So I am not a kid I have a feeling I will get some dumb answers but I am curious and thought this is a good way to get answers Well anyone on here can tell me Id appreciate it Some other questions would be Where do butterflies go in the winter?

2006-07-15 14:02:47 · 17 answers · asked by chubbycheeks012003 2

2006-07-15 13:48:52 · 6 answers · asked by hellboynicholas 1

2006-07-15 13:44:35 · 25 answers · asked by eric J 3

The maker doesn't want it
The buyer doesn't use it
& The user never sees it
..........................................
what is it?

2006-07-15 13:31:42 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-07-15 13:17:04 · 35 answers · asked by hooter1315 2

if the earth a good place to live in...











hahhaahha!! im bored sorry about that.............

2006-07-15 13:15:24 · 13 answers · asked by M.F.R. 2

I got one "do you use windex b/c i can see myself in your pants?"

2006-07-15 12:18:21 · 16 answers · asked by hellok723 3

ok here goes u have 2 look at the pic to solve it..

ok
u saw the pic...
the red dots represent army soldiers with red hats, and the blue dots represent army guys with blue hats. the line is a wall. there is a problem. there are officers constanly partolling the area and to stay alive, you need to know what color your hat is and run to the wall. who runs ot the wall first and why? they cant talk to each other and they cant move they have to use logical reasoning after a little ill give u guys a hint.. someone just sa hint an then thay can edit ther answer to guess..

http://s107.photobucket.com/albums/m283/lauras_03/riddle/?action=view¤t=riddle.jpg&refPage=&imgAnch=imgAnch1

2006-07-15 12:18:03 · 12 answers · asked by The Lovely Ladies of Soccer 3

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