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2006-07-15 13:17:04 · 35 answers · asked by hooter1315 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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9 Things I Hate About Stupid People

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.
I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours?
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their a_s_s to search the entire room for the T.V. remote.
Because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look".
Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?
Do people do this?
Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their a_s_s_e_s!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?".
No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"
Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'.
Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it.
If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short".
What the hell??
Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!
What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?".
If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

2006-07-15 14:10:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I cant say somthin stupid 'cause you wont hear it. On the other hand, I can type something stupid. Such as a wierd name for a character.

SLARTIBARTFAST - I always thought that was a funny name

2006-07-15 13:29:41 · answer #2 · answered by bakerbride2005 4 · 0 0

Something Stupid

2006-07-15 13:21:18 · answer #3 · answered by goodbye 7 · 0 0

somthin stupid

2006-07-15 13:20:07 · answer #4 · answered by Akeja 5 · 0 0

What if there were great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey feet
Birdy's little turdy feet.
French fried eyeballs in a bowl of blood
oops I forgot my spoon but I brought my straw!

I think that's both disgusting and stupid.
It was a song I learned in 6th grade..

2006-07-15 13:31:33 · answer #5 · answered by .: Brunette Beauty :. 1 · 0 0

Wahhaahahahahahahahah

2006-07-15 13:41:57 · answer #6 · answered by eric J 3 · 0 0

somthin stupid?

2006-07-15 13:29:49 · answer #7 · answered by sunshine25 7 · 0 0

I've got a shoehorn that I can attach to my forehead with gorilla glue that I can use to defeat a level 24 goat monster.

2006-07-15 13:20:34 · answer #8 · answered by minstrel_of_munificence 2 · 0 0

Im not stupid so Im not talking,but russian t has some really funny comments in his/her anwser

2006-07-15 14:38:39 · answer #9 · answered by justwondering 2 · 0 0

sooo, you're looking for a stupid answer on your stupid question? i'll let you handle that. if you were able to come up with a stupid question, you should be able to come up with a stupid answer.

2006-07-15 13:46:21 · answer #10 · answered by sportzgurl 3 · 0 0

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