Joe's will, provided $ 30,000 for an elaborate funeral.
As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Helen, turned to her
oldest friend.
"Well, I'm sure Joe would be pleased," she said
I'm sure you're right," replied Jody, who lowered her voice and leaned in
close.
"How much did this really cost?"
"All of it," said Helen. "Thirty thousand."
"No!" Jody exclaimed. "I mean, it was very nice, but $30,000?"
Helen answered. "The funeral was $ 6,500. I donated $ 500 to the church.
The wake, food and drinks were another $ 500
The rest went for the memorial stone.
Jody computed quickly. "$22,500 for a memorial stone? My goodness, how big
is it?!"
"Two and a half carats."
2006-07-15 14:07:40 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I DIDNT EVEN KNOW HE WAS SICK!
2006-07-15 14:31:30 · answer #1 · answered by kellyz39 1 · 9⤊ 2⤋
Funny
2006-07-15 21:09:41 · answer #2 · answered by beachlivin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH well! Hellen will remember poor old Joe for a long long long time , every time she looks at her finger she'll say "poor old Joe this was the best thing you ever did for me !"
2006-07-15 22:21:52 · answer #3 · answered by joegossum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Funny
2006-07-15 23:12:51 · answer #4 · answered by Steelers 6 Penguins 3 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor Joe..
2006-07-15 21:16:06 · answer #5 · answered by jingles_200 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To bad!
2006-07-15 21:09:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha,
I guess that's how it flows sometimes...
2006-07-15 21:09:42 · answer #7 · answered by NationYell 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
2006-07-15 21:14:03 · answer #8 · answered by mynx326 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-07-15 22:42:48 · answer #9 · answered by shyea2007 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋